歌手: John Zacherle
时长: 02:22
John Zacherle The Cool Ghoul [00:00:05]
Miscellaneous [00:00:08]
Dinner With Drac [00:00:09]
DINNER WITH DRAC [00:00:12]
John Zacherle [00:00:15]
A dinner was served for three [00:00:16]
At Dracula's house by the sea [00:00:19]
The hors d'oeurve were fine [00:00:25]
But I choked on my wine [00:00:29]
When I learned that the main course was me [00:00:32]
The waitress a vampire named Perkins [00:00:37]
Was so very fond of small gherkins [00:00:44]
While serving tea [00:00:48]
She ate 43 [00:00:51]
Which pickled her internal workings [00:00:51]
Igor the scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks [00:00:57]
Igor Igor [00:01:05]
What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter [00:01:06]
But her pool looks more red than it oughter [00:01:26]
The blood stains the boats [00:01:31]
But it's easy to float [00:01:34]
Because blood is much thicker than water [00:01:39]
Dracula old friend how are things in Transylvania [00:01:44]
For dessert there was batwing confetti [00:01:48]
And the veins of a mummy named Betty [00:01:51]
I first frowned upon it [00:01:54]
But with ketchup on it [00:02:00]
It tasted very much like spaghetti [00:02:05]
Goodnight whatever you are[00:02:11]