所属专辑:Short Dog’s In The House (Explicit)
歌手: Too $hort
时长: 04:13
Short But Funky - TOO $HORT[00:00:01]
Life is too short but now it's kind of funky[00:00:10]
I make the beats for me and my homies[00:00:12]
Newspaper reporters and others always ask me[00:00:14]
Why I'm X-rated and I rap so nasty[00:00:17]
When I was a teen I did nothing else[00:00:19]
But pick up a pen and express myself[00:00:22]
The things I wrote were obsene and kind of dirty[00:00:24]
But mama always said the truth couldn't hurt me[00:00:27]
She also said that it would set me free[00:00:29]
I guess she was R-I-G-H-T on the nail[00:00:32]
Cause now I'm out making my mail[00:00:35]
It all started out from a freaky tale[00:00:37]
If that's what sells then I'm a stick with it[00:00:39]
Short Dog ain't changing so forget it[00:00:41]
You can sell out if you want to homie[00:00:44]
But I'm a stay short but funky[00:00:46]
Don't stop just call it verse two[00:01:08]
It's Short Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew[00:01:11]
Not your average everyday fake rap on the micro[00:01:13]
I might say something that your mother don't like so[00:01:15]
Don't play it loud if she's around to see[00:01:18]
But you can play this cause it's rated PG[00:01:21]
When I'm rated X I'm just having my fun[00:01:23]
I bring a smile to each and every one[00:01:25]
But there's a serious side in everything I say[00:01:28]
Life is too short for you to wait 'til the next day[00:01:30]
Just straighten up your life and you can start right here[00:01:33]
Drop the cocaine and the bottles of beer[00:01:35]
People always say it ain't right to preach[00:01:38]
But take my advice get wise and reach for the sky[00:01:40]
So you can live like a king homie[00:01:44]
And I'm a stay short but funky[00:01:46]
You never catch me on the mic rappin' a dance tune[00:02:27]
I like it kind of mellow with the sound of the bass boom[00:02:29]
The style is mine I've been doing it for ten[00:02:32]
You might say it's simple but I'm making my ends[00:02:34]
See I don't trip on a punk cause I jack him[00:02:36]
Too $hort plus the cuss words equals platinum[00:02:39]
What would I look like dancing on a stage[00:02:40]
I wave my hand and do it like the old days[00:02:44]
But some dumb fool want to take it out of hand[00:02:46]
With 50 million dancers and a big old band[00:02:50]
That ain't me I'm from the old school[00:02:52]
Play the instrumental get the mic and I'm cool[00:02:54]
Cause I'm an Oaktown mack and it's like that so[00:02:56]
It all comes out in my records and my stage show[00:02:58]
In my category I'm the one and only[00:03:01]
And I'm a stay short but funky[00:03:04]
Hey yo that's it[00:03:09]
Baby Jesus[00:03:18]
Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew[00:03:44]