《Casting Agents And Cowgirls》歌词

歌曲： Casting Agents And Cowgirls

所属专辑：RoadKill Overcoat

歌手： Busdriver

时长： 03:17

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Casting Agents And Cowgirls - Busdriver[00:00:00]

Hey Hey Hey[00:00:04]

You did it you got it[00:00:13]

You wowed the world[00:00:15]

Of casting agents and cowgirls[00:00:16]

Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself[00:00:18]

Girl I＇m a walking plan-crash to your moms and dads[00:00:23]

Ostentatious and crass pulling the gauze off your scabs[00:00:26]

B**ch I negate the myth of the ＇great black boyfriend＇[00:00:28]

In the Polaroid at the get-together[00:00:31]

Wearing a corduroy vest-sweater[00:00:32]

So don＇t get that engagement ring engraved[00:00:33]

Cuz before we met you thought that hoodrats laid eggs[00:00:36]

And that rappers were just sky-pirates with peg legs[00:00:39]

But I kick it with you simply for the shits and giggles playful innuendos[00:00:41]

You thought ＂he＇s just an uber-dred for the federal fiscal cap＂[00:00:44]

But after brunch you＇ll need 2 Sudafed＇s and a disco nap[00:00:47]

After I drain your insides with a crazy straw[00:00:49]

You ain＇t my baby doll- ＂cuz ni**a you reek of coffee shop blend＂[00:00:51]

My body＇s a lollipop that caters to the miss polyglot＇s whim[00:00:55]

With addictive agents that outweigh oxycodones[00:00:57]

And our phobias perfectly fit[00:01:00]

It takes a quirky chick with curvy hips to petrify this working-stiff[00:01:02]

You did it you got it[00:01:04]

You wowed the world[00:01:07]

Of casting agents and cowgirls[00:01:08]

Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself[00:01:10]

While I＇m still on shelf[00:01:13]

They want an everyman milking the oldest gags[00:01:15]

Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags[00:01:17]

They want an everyman milking the oldest gags[00:01:20]

Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags[00:01:23]

I＇ll be today＇s avatar of the prefab[00:01:26]

Then end up a child star in rehab[00:01:27]

It＇s like a bed-and-breakfast I＇m sending a text message on my key pad[00:01:29]

Saying ＂I hav no more to say to my ex-manager(slash)sea hag divorcee[00:01:32]

Except eat sh*t and die＂[00:01:34]

My daily commute ends with a fender-bender[00:01:36]

Cuz no one acknowledges my ten-year tenure[00:01:38]

I＇ve got the know-how the thrill your scene[00:01:40]

But they want someone lowbrow a philistine[00:01:42]

With iron-on irony for Viacom＇s white honkies[00:01:43]

They＇ll send you a girl wearing tight thongs under nylon gi＇s[00:01:44]

＂let＇s all hit ＂[00:01:47]

But I＇m not for the gaudy gangbang[00:01:50]

The thought of it turns my member to a soggy plantain[00:01:53]

And sh*t I get off on news leads[00:01:56]

And you eat pet mouse meat set and poised with sex toys[00:01:57]

In your penthouse suite believing you＇re Lou Reed[00:02:00]

I spit used reeds out the wet mouthpiece[00:02:02]

Even when sex appeal is taboo electric bills are past due[00:02:04]

My head is clear of engineered election year snafu[00:02:07]

You did it you got it[00:02:10]

You wowed the world[00:02:12]

Of casting agents and cowgirls[00:02:13]

Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself[00:02:15]

While I＇m still on shelf[00:02:18]

They want an everyman milking the oldest gags[00:02:20]

Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags[00:02:22]

They want an everyman milking the oldest gags[00:02:25]

Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags[00:02:27]

I used to say f**k it[00:02:30]

Wouldn＇t placate the functionaries[00:02:32]

To busy making playdates with buxom secretaries[00:02:33]

But I hope that my homies don＇t laugh my choreographed dance steps[00:02:36]

Are a little effeminate for a sociopath[00:02:40]

We＇ve been airbrushed so much we look like a claymation zoo[00:02:41]

I＇m a voice over on your Playstation 2[00:02:45]

But in my hey-day my ethical fiber would turn stages into firewood[00:02:47]

You did it you got it[00:02:50]

You wowed the world[00:02:53]

Of casting agents and cowgirls[00:02:54]

Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself[00:02:56]

While I＇m still on shelf[00:02:59]

They want an everyman milking the oldest gags[00:03:01]

Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags[00:03:04]

They want an everyman milking the oldest gags[00:03:07]

Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags[00:03:09]