所属专辑:Permanent Record: Al In The Box
时长: 04:41
Generic Blues - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:02]
I woke up this morning[00:00:38]
Then I went back to bed[00:00:42]
Said I woke up this morning[00:00:49]
Then I went right back to bed[00:00:53]
Got a funny kind of feelin' like[00:01:00]
I got broken glass in my underwear[00:01:03]
And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head[00:01:06]
You know what I'm sayin'[00:01:09]
Well I ain't got not money[00:01:11]
I'm just walkin' down the road[00:01:15]
Said I ain't got no money honey[00:01:22]
So I'm just walking down this lonely old road[00:01:26]
Well I wish I could get me some money[00:01:33]
But I forgot my automated teller code[00:01:36]
I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer[00:01:45]
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast my family was so poor[00:01:50]
My daddy was a waitress my mama sold bathroom tiles[00:01:56]
My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child[00:02:01]
I got the blues so bad woo[00:02:06]
Kinda wish I was dead[00:02:12]
Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama[00:02:13]
Or maybe I'll yeah maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead[00:02:22]
I'm just a no good scum sucking [00:02:29]
Nose picking boot licking sniveling groveling [00:02:31]
Worthless hunk of slime[00:02:34]
Nothing but a low-down beer bellied bone headed [00:02:38]
Pigeon toed turkey necked weasle faced [00:02:43]
Worthless hunk of slime[00:02:45]
Guess I pretty low self image[00:02:51]
Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something -- I[00:02:54]
I should probably go and see a doctor about it[00:02:57]
When I've got the time[00:02:59]
Make it talk[00:03:10]
Aw make it talk son make it talk[00:03:11]
OK now make it shut up[00:03:30]
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down[00:03:36]
I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around[00:03:41]
I wish somebody would come along stick a pitchfork through my brain[00:03:47]
I'd flush myself right down the toilet but I'd just clog up the drain[00:03:52]
I got the blues so bad[00:03:58]
Kinda wish I was dead[00:04:01]
Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama[00:04:09]
Or maybe I'll go bowling[00:04:12]
Or I just might go bowling[00:04:15]
Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling[00:04:18]
Maybe I'll join a league enter a tournament put on a stupid looking[00:04:20]
Shirt and go bowling instead[00:04:23]
Yeah[00:04:31]