《Grandma’s Christmas Dinner》歌词

歌曲： Grandma’s Christmas Dinner

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歌手： Paul

时长： 01:36

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Grandma's Christmas Dinner - Paul[00:00:00]

We piled the family in the SUV on christmas day[00:00:03]

And headed off to grandma's house one hundred miles away[00:00:06]

'Cause grandma cooked a great big christmas dinner for us all[00:00:09]

She's done it every single year since I was very small[00:00:12]

Now all her life our grandma's always been a bit confused[00:00:16]

Forgetting where she parked the car and wearing mismatched shoes[00:00:19]

We thought that it was cute at first but lately she's been getting worse[00:00:22]

The final straw was we saw the dinner she produced[00:00:25]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:00:28]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:00:32]

She crammed him full of yams and served him up with mashed potatoes[00:00:35]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:00:38]

Uncle al threw up and auntie patty screamed with fright[00:00:41]

But I was really starving so I snuck a tiny bite[00:00:44]

That yappy little bastard used to drive the family mad[00:00:48]

But with some chestnut stuffing on the side he's not half bad[00:00:51]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:00:59]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:01:03]

Turns out that chardonnay's the perfect wine with cocker spaniel[00:01:06]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:01:09]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:01:12]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:01:15]

We don't know where the cat is but dessert is on its way[00:01:18]

This christmas grandma cooked the dog[00:01:22]