《The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song》歌词

歌曲： The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song

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歌手： Paul

时长： 02:55

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The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song - Paul[00:00:00]

It's not December[00:00:02]

It's barely even November[00:00:04]

Outside it's still too warm for snow to fall[00:00:08]

Halloween was yesterday[00:00:13]

And winter's still a ways away[00:00:15]

But try to tell that to the folks down at the mall[00:00:18]

Insides a winter wonderland[00:00:25]

I'm sorry I don't understand[00:00:28]

Cause mistletoe on veteran's day seems wrong[00:00:31]

But the shops are filled with christmas cheer[00:00:37]

And on the speakers all you hear[00:00:40]

Is the way too early christmas song[00:00:43]

Leaves just started changing[00:00:50]

But the stores are rearranging[00:00:52]

Their dé cor to wintry christmas themes[00:00:56]

See the red and green displays[00:01:02]

Just 58 more shopping days[00:01:04]

And cardboard elves are planting plastic trees[00:01:07]

Jesus in his manger cradle[00:01:13]

Plus a little token dreidel[00:01:16]

In a big display next to the cinnabon[00:01:19]

With three wise men and gifts they bring[00:01:25]

Just plug them in and they all sing[00:01:27]

The way too early christmas song[00:01:30]

I know you need to satisfy your investors[00:01:37]

But couldn't you wait at least until the savior's third trimester[00:01:42]

Finally just outside the master cuts[00:01:52]

Was santa and that fat bastards[00:01:55]

Ho ho ho ing drove me up the wall[00:01:58]

Something snapped I lost control[00:02:03]

And kicked him square in his north pole[00:02:07]

And as he dropped I decked him in his halls[00:02:10]

So my friends I wish you well[00:02:16]

From the mall security holding cell[00:02:20]

I hope that they don't keep me here too long[00:02:22]

May you and yours find peace and love[00:02:28]

Unless you are the writer of[00:02:31]

The way too early christmas song[00:02:35]