《Shitty Golfer》歌词

歌曲： Shitty Golfer

所属专辑：The Bus Songs

歌手： Toby Keith

时长： 02:16

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Shitty Golfer - Toby Keith (托比·凯斯)[00:00:00]

I'm a shitty golfer you can ask my wife[00:00:06]

I've been out there hackin' every day of my life[00:00:09]

I got the shorts[00:00:13]

And all the plaid sweaters[00:00:14]

And new taylormade driver didn't make me any better[00:00:16]

Man I hit 'em fast[00:00:22]

And I hit 'em thin[00:00:24]

I roll 'em in the bunker's man I hit 'em again[00:00:26]

Slice 'em in the bushes[00:00:30]

Crank 'em in a creek[00:00:33]

I popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street[00:00:35]

Yeah I'm 245[00:00:38]

Right down the middle[00:00:41]

And I'll miss the green to the left just a little[00:00:43]

Chili dip a wedge and put it all together[00:00:47]

Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather[00:00:51]

If you call that good[00:00:55]

And let me press on the side[00:00:57]

You can put me down for a fight[00:01:00]

Hey I'm a shitty golfer most of us are[00:01:05]

But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars[00:01:08]

What else you gonna do[00:01:12]

You're out of town[00:01:13]

And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round[00:01:15]

Man I played Augusta[00:01:20]

And I played Pebble Beach[00:01:22]

And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83[00:01:24]

If I live long enough[00:01:28]

Be 88[00:01:29]

I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age[00:01:31]

Yeah I'm 245[00:01:35]

Right down the middle[00:01:38]

And I'll miss the green to the left[00:01:40]

Just a little[00:01:43]

Chili dip a wedge and put it all together[00:01:44]

Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather[00:01:48]

If you call that good[00:01:53]

And let me press on the side[00:01:55]

You can put me down for a fight oh yeah[00:01:57]

You can put me down for a fight[00:02:02]