《Step Right Up》歌词

歌曲： Step Right Up

所属专辑：Used Songs 1973-1980

歌手： Tom Waits

时长： 05:40

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Step right up step right up step right up[00:00:11]

Everyones a winner bargains galore[00:00:17]

Thats right you too can be the proud owner[00:00:20]

Of the quality goes in before the name goes on[00:00:23]

One-tenth of a dollar one-tenth of a dollar we got service after sales[00:00:28]

You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring [00:00:34]

Something for the little lady something for the little lady[00:00:38]

Something for the little lady hmm[00:00:40]

Three for a dollar[00:00:42]

We got a year-end clearance we got a white sale[00:00:43]

And a smoke-damaged furniture you can drive it away today[00:00:46]

Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you[00:00:51]

They come in all colors one size fits all[00:00:56]

No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery[00:01:00]

Everything must go going out of business going out of business[00:01:03]

Going out of business sale[00:01:06]

Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man[00:01:08]

Dont settle for less[00:01:13]

How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume[00:01:14]

Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate[00:01:19]

Dont be caught with your drawers down[00:01:23]

Dont be caught with your drawers down[00:01:25]

You can step right up step right up[00:01:27]

Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices[00:01:30]

Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn[00:01:32]

And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school[00:01:36]

It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots[00:01:38]

It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens[00:01:41]

And it finds that slipper thats been at large[00:01:46]

Under the chaise lounge for several weeks[00:01:48]

And it plays a mean rhythm master[00:01:51]

It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar[00:01:53]

And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up[00:01:56]

Cause it forges your signature[00:02:02]

If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product[00:02:04]

For complete refund of price of purchase[00:02:08]

Step right up[00:02:10]

Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations[00:02:12]

You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it[00:02:15]

Swim in it sleep in it[00:02:19]

Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it[00:02:20]

Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right[00:02:22]

And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet[00:02:25]

Tired of being the life of the party [00:02:31]

Change your shorts change your life change your life[00:02:33]

Change into a nine-year-old hindu boy get rid of your wife [00:02:36]

And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax[00:02:40]

Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator[00:02:43]

See you later alligator[00:02:46]

And it steals your car[00:02:47]

It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking[00:02:49]

Its a friend and its a companion [00:02:51]

And its the only product you will ever need[00:02:52]

Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing[00:02:55]

Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff[00:02:58]

Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job[00:03:02]

And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange[00:03:07]

And it gives you denture breath[00:03:11]

And you know its a friend and its a companion[00:03:15]

And it gets rid of your travelers checks[00:03:18]

Its new its improved its old-fashioned[00:03:21]

Well it takes care of business never needs winding[00:03:22]

Never needs winding never needs winding[00:03:26]

Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis[00:03:28]

Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy[00:03:30]

Cmon cmon cmon cmon[00:03:33]

Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors[00:03:37]

It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection[00:03:41]

It gives you an erection it wins the election[00:03:45]

Why put up with painful corns any longer [00:03:47]

Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home[00:03:50]

We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed[00:03:54]

How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it[00:04:01]

We need your business were going out of business[00:04:04]

Well give you the business[00:04:08]

Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale[00:04:09]

Receive our free brochure free brochure[00:04:13]

Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions batteries not included[00:04:18]

Send before midnight tomorrow terms available[00:04:25]

Step right up step right up step right up[00:04:28]

You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away[00:04:34]

Step right up you can step right up you can step right up[00:04:41]

Cmon step right up[00:04:46]

（get away from me kid you bother me ）[00:04:49]

Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon[00:04:51]

Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up[00:05:13]

Cmon and step right up[00:05:18]