《完美的女人》歌词

歌曲： 完美的女人

所属专辑：喜宴 音乐剧原声带

歌手： 杨呈伟&Tyley Ross

时长： 03:50

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完美的女人 - 杨呈伟[00:00:00]

The perfect woman's scholarly at least a PHD[00:00:07]

But just one PHD[00:00:11]

She should have two or three[00:00:14]

In Physics and Statistics[00:00:16]

Come on be realistic[00:00:19]

And Classic Russian Novels from the 19th century[00:00:21]

Now how about her breeding[00:00:26]

The finest line of course[00:00:28]

For Christ's sakes[00:00:31]

Are you looking for a woman or a horse[00:00:31]

Her ancestry is vital[00:00:35]

Then find one with a title[00:00:37]

And maybe you'll get money[00:00:40]

When she sues you for divorce[00:00:42]

So what to say[00:00:44]

She knows ballet[00:00:45]

A girl who's fun[00:00:46]

Who packs a gun[00:00:47]

Secure like me[00:00:49]

She's six foot three[00:00:50]

Now Simon please[00:00:51]

The girl's Chinese[00:00:52]

Okay she's six foot one[00:00:55]

She wants to bear my son[00:00:59]

Now that'd be something else[00:01:03]

Conceiving by herself[00:01:06]

The perfect woman walks with grace[00:01:09]

Is Grace a woman too[00:01:12]

The perfect woman knows her place[00:01:13]

And knows it's not with you[00:01:16]

The perfect woman's not a floozy[00:01:18]

But you hope she won't be choosy[00:01:21]

She knows traditions must be shown respect[00:01:24]

She knows just what my parents will expect[00:01:28]

She matches every item on my list[00:01:32]

The perfect woman[00:01:37]

The perfect woman[00:01:39]

Does not exist[00:01:41]

The perfect woman's cultured[00:01:49]

Well-connected and well-bred[00:01:51]

She's over-educated[00:01:53]

And let's not forget well-fed[00:01:55]

She's brainy and she's classy[00:01:57]

But don't forget the chassis[00:02:00]

'Cause one night you might find yourself[00:02:02]

In the perfect woman's bed[00:02:04]

I guess she's strong[00:02:07]

You can't go wrong[00:02:08]

Childbearing hips[00:02:09]

Load-bearing lips[00:02:10]

A shapely breast[00:02:11]

A hairy chest[00:02:13]

Attractive eyes[00:02:14]

And chiseled thighs[00:02:15]

And wait chiseled what[00:02:16]

And yeah a bubble butt[00:02:21]

Now Simon that's just wrong[00:02:25]

And yeah a great big schlong[00:02:27]

The perfect woman is the one[00:02:29]

You take to bed each night[00:02:32]

The perfect woman can be fun[00:02:34]

But she'll put up a fight[00:02:36]

The perfect woman[00:02:38]

Should be able to drink beneath the table[00:02:39]

To scratch her balls and smoke a fine cigar[00:02:43]

Sew curtains then go out and fix the car[00:02:48]

Sing La Boheme like any opera star[00:02:52]

The perfect woman knows you well[00:02:57]

And makes you feel complete[00:02:59]

The perfect woman never tells[00:03:01]

She's perfectly discreet[00:03:04]

The perfect woman helps her lover[00:03:06]

When he needs to keep his cover[00:03:08]

She puts up with her lover's silly crap[00:03:11]

She helps her lover slip the family trap[00:03:15]

She tolerates him when he's wackeroo[00:03:20]

She sounds like me[00:03:25]

And me too[00:03:28]

The perfect woman[00:03:31]

The perfect woman[00:03:34]

Is you[00:03:37]