《Quahog Holiday》歌词

歌曲： Quahog Holiday

所属专辑：Family Guy Live in Vegas

歌手： Various Artists

时长： 05:01

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Quahog Holiday (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Various Artists (欧美群星)[00:00:00]

There's a little town that's sweet and cozy[00:00:01]

If you need a place to get away[00:00:06]

Every street is clean and every face is rosy[00:00:13]

And every teenage girl goes all the way[00:00:20]

And just as spring is springy autumn's autumn[00:00:26]

And everybody laughs when I say sodomy[00:00:33]

Sodomy is a funny word[00:00:44]

And they say family guy is smart comedy[00:00:45]

Hehehehehehehe yeah right frickin' douche bags what the hell do they know[00:00:48]

Come and take a holiday in quahog[00:00:53]

Come and take a quahog holiday[00:00:57]

They make corndogs at the grocery store[00:01:02]

And last week we shipped out all the poor[00:01:06]

I get wasted every single evening[00:01:11]

D u i means drink up if you please[00:01:15]

They serve booze at Sunday mass after you pray[00:01:19]

It's a gas I dare say[00:01:23]

Hop a jet plane straightaway[00:01:25]

And take a quahog holiday[00:01:28]

Peter they don't serve booze at Sunday mass that's communion wine[00:01:31]

Well[00:01:34]

Whatever it is that jackass reverend wouldn't refill my mug last week[00:01:34]

I said to him listen buddy if I'm[00:01:38]

Not wasted by the time we get to the last hymn[00:01:39]

It's gonna be a personal slight to Jesus[00:01:41]

What happened[00:01:43]

They escorted me out[00:01:44]

You know folks quahog really is a wonderful town[00:01:47]

There's so much to do[00:01:49]

You can have a picnic on the village green[00:01:51]

Spend a day at the beach[00:01:53]

Go to the mall[00:01:54]

Or just hang around and shoot the shit[00:01:55]

Or if you're dyslexic tosh the tosh[00:01:57]

Oh that's wonderful Brian make fun of learning disabilities you know sometimes[00:02:00]

I have no idea who the deuce[00:02:04]

You are[00:02:06]

Hey it's Cleveland and quagmire[00:02:08]

Hey can we jump in for a verse[00:02:11]

Yeah knock yourselves out fell as[00:02:13]

Heh heh heh all right[00:02:14]

Come and take a holiday in quahog[00:02:18]

And we mean every single day[00:02:21]

Come and take a quahog holiday[00:02:23]

Oh yes a happy holiday[00:02:25]

We drink just like fish when we go out[00:02:27]

Even though it gives me nasty gout[00:02:31]

It's a town a single guy can thrive in[00:02:36]

Till his pubic hair is old and grey[00:02:40]

Gig gig giggity gig gig giggity gay giggity giggity gig gig giggity gig gay[00:02:44]

It's a party every day[00:02:50]

So take a quahog holiday[00:02:53]

Hey look everybody it's mayor Adam west[00:02:56]

Hello everyone I was in the neighborhood and I heard singing any time I hear singing[00:03:00]

I have to join in[00:03:06]

Come and take a holiday in quahog[00:03:08]

Come and take a quahog holiday[00:03:13]

Sure the local crooks may never rest[00:03:17]

But they don't dare screw with Adam west[00:03:21]

Every day you're cleaning up our city[00:03:26]

Everything from crime to tooth decay[00:03:30]

I'll teach any thug that crime won't ever pay[00:03:34]

Then I'll lock them away and I call it a day[00:03:39]

And take a quahog holiday[00:03:43]

When I grow up I want to be just like you mr west[00:03:46]

Well thank you son however[00:03:50]

I should warn you that if you succeed in becoming exactly like me all the way down[00:03:51]

To the molecular level it could upset the material constant of the universe[00:03:56]

In which case I'd have to destroy you to ensure[00:04:00]

The physical integrity of the fabric of space and time[00:04:02]

I think my brain just peed itself[00:04:05]

All right what do you say we wrap this thing up folks[00:04:09]

Come and take a holiday in quahog[00:04:12]

Come and take a quahog holiday[00:04:16]

We think evolution's right as rain[00:04:21]

Yes not like southern folks who've gone insane[00:04:24]

We've got every color and religion[00:04:29]

No one beats you silly if you're gay[00:04:33]

If you feel your crazy life slippin' away[00:04:38]

Pack your bags and don't delay[00:04:42]

And come join us here today[00:04:44]

And take a quahog holiday[00:04:47]

And take a quahog holiday[00:04:51]