《Big-Ass Rock》歌词

歌曲： Big-Ass Rock

所属专辑：The Full Monty (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌手： john ellison conlee&Patri

时长： 03:43

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Big-Ass Rock - John Ellison Conlee/Patrick Wilson/Jason Danieley[00:00:00]

Written by：David Yazbek[00:00:00]

Let's find a rock[00:00:00]

I mean a big ass rock[00:00:03]

Or maybe something lie a cinder block is better[00:00:05]

I'll hoist it up[00:00:09]

And drop it on your face[00:00:11]

My buddy[00:00:14]

And just before the lights go out[00:00:16]

You'll see my smile and you'll know[00:00:18]

You've got a friend[00:00:20]

With a rock[00:00:23]

Who cares[00:00:25]

I mean a big ass rock[00:00:26]

Or a rope[00:00:28]

I got some quality rope[00:00:29]

Made for a man who's deviod of hope[00:00:32]

Like you are[00:00:34]

My buddy[00:00:36]

Michael[00:00:38]

Ah that's malcom[00:00:39]

Yeah malcom right[00:00:41]

And I won't leave you swinging there[00:00:42]

Twitching like a fish while you claw the air[00:00:45]

I'll grab your feet[00:00:48]

And pal of mine[00:00:50]

I'll pull real hard and[00:00:51]

Snap[00:00:53]

Your spinal cord[00:00:54]

This world is cold when you're alone[00:00:56]

And they ignore you[00:01:00]

But don't kill yourself[00:01:03]

We'll do it for you[00:01:07]

You've got a friend[00:01:11]

You've got a friend[00:01:15]

You've got a friend[00:01:17]

You know I asked this guy once[00:01:25]

If he'd mind putting me in a barrell and sending me over the falls[00:01:27]

You know what the son of a bitch says[00:01:30]

Drop dead ass hole[00:01:32]

People are pricks[00:01:33]

I asked this guy to take his air compressor[00:01:35]

And drill me with a six inch nail right through the eye[00:01:37]

What'd he say[00:01:40]

I'm low on nails[00:01:40]

People are selfish pricks[00:01:42]

You know another time now get this[00:01:43]

I lay down in front of a steam roller[00:01:45]

And asked the guy just to proceed[00:01:47]

You know business as usual and just squash me like a bug[00:01:49]

That's a good way to go jer’[00:01:51]

The old bug squash[00:01:53]

Hey we could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head[00:01:55]

Nah that's such a wimp suicide[00:01:58]

I stuck my finger in a socket once[00:01:59]

Hurt real bad[00:02:01]

But it didn't kill me[00:02:04]

Malcom stay out of this[00:02:06]

I've got a friend[00:02:08]

Like carol king[00:02:11]

Or was it Carly Simon used to sing[00:02:12]

I always get those two confused[00:02:15]

But anyway[00:02:19]

I turned around and suddenly[00:02:22]

I'm not alone it ain't just me[00:02:25]

I'm like a player on the team[00:02:29]

Player on our team[00:02:32]

I'm part of the gang[00:02:33]

Part of the gang[00:02:35]

A member of the club[00:02:37]

Welcome to our club[00:02:38]

Ooh[00:02:43]

Let's get a club[00:02:44]

I like the big ass rock[00:02:46]

Nah one good swing and I'll[00:02:48]

Clean his clock forever[00:02:50]

Let gravity do the work[00:02:52]

It's a man's way to die mikey[00:02:54]

Malcom[00:02:56]

I've got friends ooh[00:02:57]

Friends who will love you[00:02:58]

Like a maniac[00:02:59]

And draw you like a lamb[00:03:01]

To the railroad track[00:03:02]

And tie you down[00:03:05]

I've got friends[00:03:07]

Tickle your wrist[00:03:08]

With a single edged razor[00:03:09]

Buy you a beer with a draino chaser[00:03:11]

Dump you in a river with a rock[00:03:14]

A big ass rock[00:03:17]

Here's a nice one right over here[00:03:19]

Hey can I give you a hand with that[00:03:21]

Looks heavy[00:03:23]

Nah Dave it ain't heavy[00:03:24]

He's my friend[00:03:31]

Come on[00:03:36]

Group hug[00:03:37]