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《The Uptown Poker Club》歌词


歌曲: The Uptown Poker Club

所属专辑:The Essential Jerry Reed

歌手: Jerry Reed

时长: 03:29

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The Uptown Poker Club

The Uptown Poker Club - Jerry Reed[00:00:00]

Well now bill jackson went to poor ol' dub[00:00:08]

To join the uptown poker club[00:00:10]

And he cursed the day he ever told anybody he joined[00:00:12]

Cause his money used to go like it had wings[00:00:16]

When he had queens somebody else had kings[00:00:18]

And every night he'd just sit there donatin' all his coins[00:00:20]

He said boys now I'm gonna play it right tonight[00:00:24]

I'm gonna watch them cards and I'm gonna play 'em tight[00:00:26]

And then when I come in there son my hand's gonna be a peach[00:00:29]

Well he played 'em tight but after awhile[00:00:32]

He done lost his self a considerable pile[00:00:34]

So he got mad he stood up and he made this little speech[00:00:37]

Now boys you see this razor well I had it sharpened just today[00:00:40]

Now I'm coming' in here with my rules that everybody gonna follow when they play[00:00:45]

Now you clyde you keep your hands on top of the table[00:00:49]

When you're dealing please[00:00:52]

Quit takin' them little wild cards and stickin' em down there between your knees[00:00:54]

And jesse quit makin' all them funny signs like you tryin' to[00:00:57]

Tip off your hand[00:01:00]

You better talk to me in american son american so's I can understand[00:01:02]

And leroy quit takin' em offa the bottom ooh that's rough[00:01:06]

Just take five off the top then stop that's enough[00:01:10]

Then pass me them cards son let me cut on them things every time[00:01:15]

Before you deal[00:01:17]

I like to handle them things boy I like to see[00:01:19]

Cause I got news for you lad you ain't playing' this game accordin'[00:01:22]

That fella hoyle there[00:01:24]

Uh uh no tonight you're playing' this game accordin' to me[00:01:25]

Well now a sittin' around the table in that there game[00:01:37]

There just happened to be this ol' one-eyed man[00:01:39]

And bill kept watching' him out of the corner of his eye[00:01:41]

This old one-eyed cat he'd been dealin' kinda funny[00:01:45]

He done took a whole bunch of big bill's money[00:01:47]

So bill rose up and he looked around the room and with a sigh[00:01:49]

He said hmm said it's an awful shame[00:01:53]

Said there's somebody cheatin' in this here game[00:01:55]

Said of course it ain't gonna do for me to stand up here[00:01:58]

And mention the guy[00:02:00]

So I'll refrain from calling that party's name[00:02:01]

But you let me catch him cheatin' just once again[00:02:03]

And I'm gonna take my fist and I'm gonna close that other eye[00:02:05]

Now you see this razor well I had it sharpened just today[00:02:10]

Now I'm coming' in here with my rules that everybody must follow when they play[00:02:14]

Now clyde you keep them bony hands up here on top of the table[00:02:18]

When you're dealin' please[00:02:21]

Don't go takin' them little wild aces stickin' em off down there between your knees[00:02:23]

And jesse cut out makin' all them monkey signs[00:02:27]

You still tryin' to tip off your hand[00:02:29]

You better talk to me in american big aa so's I can understand[00:02:31]

And leroy quit takin' em off the bottom of the deck son[00:02:35]

I tell ya that's rough[00:02:38]

This is an army game son take five then halt that's enough[00:02:40]

Then pass me them face cards over here let me cut them things[00:02:44]

Every time before you deal[00:02:47]

Cause I like to delve in there son I got to see[00:02:48]

Cause I got news for you boys you ain't playing this game accordin' to[00:02:51]

That fella hoyle there[00:02:54]

Uh uh tonight you're playing' this game accordin' to me[00:02:55]

Now then seein' as how you all know[00:03:01]

That I didn't ride in here on a head of cabbage[00:03:03]

Henry if you'll break out another deck of them bicycles me[00:03:06]

And the boys will get on with the business[00:03:10]

But keep your eye on that fella wearin' the patch[00:03:13]

He holds them cards kinda funny[00:03:15]

Ha ha if he ain't careful somebody around this table liable to jack his jaw[00:03:17]

Ha ha ha ah son I feel like my luck just changed[00:03:23]