歌手: Jerry Reed
时长: 03:29
The Uptown Poker Club - Jerry Reed[00:00:00]
Well now bill jackson went to poor ol' dub[00:00:08]
To join the uptown poker club[00:00:10]
And he cursed the day he ever told anybody he joined[00:00:12]
Cause his money used to go like it had wings[00:00:16]
When he had queens somebody else had kings[00:00:18]
And every night he'd just sit there donatin' all his coins[00:00:20]
He said boys now I'm gonna play it right tonight[00:00:24]
I'm gonna watch them cards and I'm gonna play 'em tight[00:00:26]
And then when I come in there son my hand's gonna be a peach[00:00:29]
Well he played 'em tight but after awhile[00:00:32]
He done lost his self a considerable pile[00:00:34]
So he got mad he stood up and he made this little speech[00:00:37]
Now boys you see this razor well I had it sharpened just today[00:00:40]
Now I'm coming' in here with my rules that everybody gonna follow when they play[00:00:45]
Now you clyde you keep your hands on top of the table[00:00:49]
When you're dealing please[00:00:52]
Quit takin' them little wild cards and stickin' em down there between your knees[00:00:54]
And jesse quit makin' all them funny signs like you tryin' to[00:00:57]
Tip off your hand[00:01:00]
You better talk to me in american son american so's I can understand[00:01:02]
And leroy quit takin' em offa the bottom ooh that's rough[00:01:06]
Just take five off the top then stop that's enough[00:01:10]
Then pass me them cards son let me cut on them things every time[00:01:15]
Before you deal[00:01:17]
I like to handle them things boy I like to see[00:01:19]
Cause I got news for you lad you ain't playing' this game accordin'[00:01:22]
That fella hoyle there[00:01:24]
Uh uh no tonight you're playing' this game accordin' to me[00:01:25]
Well now a sittin' around the table in that there game[00:01:37]
There just happened to be this ol' one-eyed man[00:01:39]
And bill kept watching' him out of the corner of his eye[00:01:41]
This old one-eyed cat he'd been dealin' kinda funny[00:01:45]
He done took a whole bunch of big bill's money[00:01:47]
So bill rose up and he looked around the room and with a sigh[00:01:49]
He said hmm said it's an awful shame[00:01:53]
Said there's somebody cheatin' in this here game[00:01:55]
Said of course it ain't gonna do for me to stand up here[00:01:58]
And mention the guy[00:02:00]
So I'll refrain from calling that party's name[00:02:01]
But you let me catch him cheatin' just once again[00:02:03]
And I'm gonna take my fist and I'm gonna close that other eye[00:02:05]
Now you see this razor well I had it sharpened just today[00:02:10]
Now I'm coming' in here with my rules that everybody must follow when they play[00:02:14]
Now clyde you keep them bony hands up here on top of the table[00:02:18]
When you're dealin' please[00:02:21]
Don't go takin' them little wild aces stickin' em off down there between your knees[00:02:23]
And jesse cut out makin' all them monkey signs[00:02:27]
You still tryin' to tip off your hand[00:02:29]
You better talk to me in american big aa so's I can understand[00:02:31]
And leroy quit takin' em off the bottom of the deck son[00:02:35]
I tell ya that's rough[00:02:38]
This is an army game son take five then halt that's enough[00:02:40]
Then pass me them face cards over here let me cut them things[00:02:44]
Every time before you deal[00:02:47]
Cause I like to delve in there son I got to see[00:02:48]
Cause I got news for you boys you ain't playing this game accordin' to[00:02:51]
That fella hoyle there[00:02:54]
Uh uh tonight you're playing' this game accordin' to me[00:02:55]
Now then seein' as how you all know[00:03:01]
That I didn't ride in here on a head of cabbage[00:03:03]
Henry if you'll break out another deck of them bicycles me[00:03:06]
And the boys will get on with the business[00:03:10]
But keep your eye on that fella wearin' the patch[00:03:13]
He holds them cards kinda funny[00:03:15]
Ha ha if he ain't careful somebody around this table liable to jack his jaw[00:03:17]
Ha ha ha ah son I feel like my luck just changed[00:03:23]