所属专辑:Chess Chartbusters Vol. 4
歌手: Pigmeat Markham
时长: 02:42
Here Comes The Judge - Pigmeat Markham[00:00:00]
Written by:Robert Dade/Sarah Harvey/Dewey Markham/Dick Allen[00:00:01]
Hear ye hear ye[00:00:03]
This court is now in session[00:00:04]
His honor Judge[00:00:06]
Pigmeat Markham presiding[00:00:07]
Hear ye hear ye[00:00:15]
The court of swing is[00:00:16]
Just about ready to do that thing[00:00:17]
I don't want no tears[00:00:19]
I don't want no lies[00:00:20]
Above all I don't want no alibis[00:00:22]
This judge is hip and that ain't all[00:00:24]
He'll give you time if you're big or small[00:00:27]
Fall in line for this court is neat[00:00:29]
Peace brother[00:00:32]
Uh oh here come the Judge[00:00:33]
Here comes the Judge[00:00:35]
Everybody knows[00:00:36]
That he is the Judge[00:00:37]
Everybody near and far[00:00:44]
I'm going to Paris to stop this war[00:00:46]
All those kids gotta listen to me[00:00:48]
Because I am the judge[00:00:50]
And you can plainly see[00:00:52]
I want a big round table when I get there[00:00:53]
I won't sit down to one that's square[00:00:55]
I wanna lay down the law[00:00:58]
To them that brought it[00:00:59]
I'll bust some head[00:01:00]
Because I am the judge[00:01:01]
He is the Judge[00:01:03]
He is the Judge[00:01:04]
Everybody knows[00:01:05]
That he is the Judge[00:01:06]
Who's there I is I is who[00:01:09]
I is your next door neighbor[00:01:11]
Order order order[00:01:15]
Order in this courtroom[00:01:17]
Order in this courtroom[00:01:18]
Judge your honorship hi sir[00:01:19]
Did I hear you say order in the court[00:01:21]
Yes I said order[00:01:24]
Well I'll take two cans of beer please[00:01:25]
He is the Judge[00:01:28]
He is the Judge[00:01:29]
Everybody knows[00:01:30]
That he is the Judge[00:01:31]
I had a chat with Ho Chi Min[00:01:37]
With cheap rice wine and chased with gin[00:01:39]
Won't take long unless I miss my guess[00:01:42]
I'll have you out of this doggone mess[00:01:44]
I sent a cable to Bob and Mac[00:01:51]
Let them know I'm coming back[00:01:54]
Sit right down with Rock and Nick[00:01:56]
Teach them boys some of pigmeat's tricks[00:01:59]
Oh oh judge your honor pigmeat sir[00:02:01]
Don't you remember me[00:02:04]
No who are you boy[00:02:05]
Well I'm the feller that introduced[00:02:06]
You to your wife to my wife[00:02:08]
Yeah life you son of a gun you[00:02:09]
Come November election time[00:02:16]
You vote your way I'll vote mine[00:02:18]
Case there's a tie and[00:02:21]
The money gets spent[00:02:22]
Vote for pigmeat Markham president[00:02:23]
I am the Judge I am the Judge[00:02:25]
Everybody knows I am the Judge[00:02:28]
I am the Judge I am the Judge[00:02:30]
Everybody knows that he is the Judge[00:02:33]
Now everybody know I am the Judge[00:02:35]