《MTV(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： MTV(LP版)

所属专辑：Lewis Black: Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues

歌手： Lewis Black

时长： 03:44

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MTV (LP Version) - Lewis Black[00:00:00]

And then I knew things had taken a turn for the worse[00:00:00]

When 3 years ago [00:00:03]

They hired MTV to do the Halftime Show[00:00:05]

And you know why would you hire MTV to do music [00:00:08]

MTV has nothing to do with music okay[00:00:14]

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken[00:00:23]

MTV is video and video goes where [00:00:34]

In your eye music goes in your ear[00:00:39]

Ear eye eye ear[00:00:45]

Big f**king difference music is like a drug[00:00:48]

When you hear it you have a vision[00:00:56]

And that vision can change over time or remain the same[00:00:58]

You know that first time when you're in love and you hear a love song[00:01:02]

And you think every time you think about it[00:01:05]

You have that vision of your special someone[00:01:07]

And then 2 years after you broke up you're at the bar[00:01:10]

And you hear that song and you go [00:01:15]

"Son of a bitch I'll have a Yager"[00:01:17]

But whatever your vision is I will tell you[00:01:29]

If you're watching a music video[00:01:33]

And the video is exactly the same as your vision[00:01:36]

Kill yourself[00:01:40]

MTV had brought to the stage that day Britney Spears [00:01:50]

N'Sync and[00:01:54]

Aerosmith and they were playing music together[00:01:54]

If that's what you could f**kin' call it[00:01:58]

It was staggering to watch It was so painful[00:02:01]

I actually took a spoon and shoved it up my own ass[00:02:04]

Because if I'm gonna hurt that bad [00:02:09]

I'm gonna do it to myself[00:02:11]

So it was absolutely extraordinary when CBS hired MTV[00:02:25]

To do the Super bowl this year[00:02:29]

Unbelievable and that CBS would be shocked that[00:02:32]

MTV couldn't present a Family Halftime Show[00:02:36]

Had none of the executives at CBS ever turned on MTV [00:02:42]

All you gotta to do is watch it for 5 minutes[00:02:46]

And know that it should be called 'The Boner Network'[00:02:48]

Kids come home from school [00:02:52]

"I'm gonna watch MTV"[00:02:54]

And they lock themselves in their room[00:02:54]

And just put their little peckers right up on the set[00:02:56]

And let me tell you [00:03:13]

It will continue no matter what has happened[00:03:14]

Because of the recent events [00:03:17]

I will guarantee that it will continue to[00:03:19]

Evolve the way it has evolved[00:03:21]

The halftime show in ten years[00:03:24]

Will literally be just planes[00:03:26]

Flying over the stadium and dropping shit on people[00:03:28]

While an orchestra plays classical music[00:03:34]