所属专辑:Express Yourself
时长: 01:37
Johnny McEldoo - The Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem[00:00:00]
Written by:Traditional[00:00:00]
There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me[00:00:02]
And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day[00:00:05]
We had a bob or two which we knew how to blew[00:00:07]
And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay[00:00:10]
We visited McCann's Maclaman's Humpty Dan's[00:00:12]
We then went into Swan's our stomachs for to pack[00:00:15]
We ordered out a feed which indeed we did need[00:00:17]
And we finished it with speed but we still felt slack[00:00:19]
Johnny McEldoo turned red white and blue[00:00:22]
As a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of sight[00:00:24]
He shouted out encore with a roar for some more[00:00:27]
That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite[00:00:30]
We ordered eggs and ham bread and jam what a cram[00:00:32]
But him we couldn't ram though we tried our level best[00:00:35]
For everything we brought cold or hot mattered not[00:00:37]
It went down him like a shot and he still stood the test[00:00:39]
He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard we got scarred[00:00:42]
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill[00:00:45]
We told him to give o'er but he swore he could lower[00:00:47]
Twice as much again and more before he had his fill[00:00:50]
He nearly supped a trough full of broth says McGragh[00:00:52]
He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in[00:00:55]
When the waiter brought the charge McEldoo felt so large[00:00:57]
He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire[00:00:59]
He began to curse and swear tear his hair in despair[00:01:02]
To finish the affair called the shop man a liar[00:01:04]
Shop man he through out and no doubt he did clout[00:01:07]
McEldoo he kicked about like an old football[00:01:09]
Tattered all his clothes broke his nose I suppose[00:01:12]
He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all[00:01:14]
Mceldoo began to howl and to growl by my soul[00:01:17]
Through an empty bowl at the shop keepers head[00:01:19]
Struck poor Mickey Flynn took the skin from his chin[00:01:21]
An erection did begin and we all fought and bled[00:01:24]
Peelers did arrive man alive four or five[00:01:26]
At us they made a dive for us all to march away[00:01:29]
Paid for all the mate that we ate stood a trait[00:01:31]
And went home to ruminate on the spree that day[00:01:34]