《Step Right Up》歌词

歌曲： Step Right Up

所属专辑：The Heart of Saturday Night

歌手： Tom Waits

时长： 05:43

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Step Right Up (LP版) - Tom Waits[00:00:00]

Written by：Tom Waits[00:00:03]

Step right up step right up step right up[00:00:11]

Everyone's a winner bargains galore[00:00:17]

That's right you too can be the proud owner[00:00:20]

Of the quality goes in before the name goes on[00:00:23]

Onetenth of a dollar one tenth of a dollar[00:00:27]

We got service after sales[00:00:31]

You need perfume we got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring[00:00:34]

Something for the little lady something for the little lady[00:00:38]

Something for the little lady hmm[00:00:40]

Three for a dollar[00:00:41]

We got a year end clearance we got a white sale[00:00:43]

And a smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away today[00:00:46]

Act now act now and receive as our gift[00:00:51]

Our gift to you[00:00:55]

They come in all colors one size fits all[00:00:56]

No muss no fuss no spills you're tired of kitchen drudgery[00:01:00]

Everything must go going out of business going out of business[00:01:03]

Going out of business sale[00:01:07]

Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man[00:01:09]

Don't settle for less[00:01:13]

How do we do it how do we do'it volume volume[00:01:14]

Turn up the volume[00:01:16]

Now you've heard it advertised don't hesitate[00:01:19]

Don't be caught with your drawers down[00:01:23]

Don't be caught with your drawers down[00:01:24]

You can step right up step right up[00:01:26]

That's right it filets it chops it dices slices[00:01:30]

Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn[00:01:32]

And it mows your awn and[00:01:36]

It picks up the kids from school[00:01:37]

It gets ridof unwanted facial hair it gets rid of[00:01:38]

Embarrassing age spots[00:01:40]

It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens[00:01:41]

And it finds that slipper that's been at large[00:01:46]

Under the chaise lounge for several weeks[00:01:48]

And it plays a mean Rhythm master[00:01:51]

It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick your collar[00:01:53]

And it's only dollar step right up[00:01:56]

It's only a dollar step right up[00:01:59]

'Cause it forges your signature[00:02:02]

If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product[00:02:04]

For complete refund of price of purchase[00:02:07]

Step rightup[00:02:10]

Please allow thirty days for delivery don't be fooled by cheap imitations[00:02:12]

You can live in it live in[00:02:15]

It laugh in it love in it[00:02:17]

Swim in it sleep in it[00:02:18]

Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it[00:02:19]

Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets that's right[00:02:21]

And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet[00:02:25]

Tired of being the life of the party[00:02:31]

Change your shorts change your life change your life[00:02:32]

Change into a nine year old Hindu boy get rid of your wife[00:02:35]

And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax[00:02:40]

Doubles on sax you can jump back Jack see you later alligator[00:02:43]

See you later alligator[00:02:46]

And it steals your car[00:02:47]

It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking[00:02:49]

It's a friend and it's a companion[00:02:51]

And it's the only product you will ever need[00:02:53]

Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing[00:02:55]

Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff[00:02:58]

Gives you dandruff and it's finds you[00:03:02]

Ajob it is a job[00:03:04]

And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange[00:03:07]

And it gives you denture breath[00:03:11]

And you know it's a friend and it's a companion[00:03:15]

And it gets rid of your traveler's checks[00:03:18]

It's new it's improved it's old fashioned[00:03:21]

Well it takes care of business never needs winding[00:03:23]

Never needs winding never needs winding[00:03:25]

Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis[00:03:28]

Christ you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy[00:03:31]

C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon[00:03:33]

'Cause it's effective it's defective it creates household odors[00:03:37]

It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection[00:03:40]

It's gives you an erection it wins the election[00:03:44]

Why put up with painful corns any longer[00:03:47]

It's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home[00:03:50]

We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed[00:03:54]

How do we do it How do we do it[00:04:01]

How do we do it how do we do it[00:04:02]

We need your business we're going out of business[00:04:04]

We'll give you the business[00:04:08]

Get on the business end of our going out of business sale[00:04:09]

Receive our free brochure free brochure[00:04:13]

Read the easy to follow assembly instructions batteries not included[00:04:18]

Send before midnight tomorrow terms available[00:04:26]

Step right up Step right up step right up[00:04:27]

You got it buddy the large print giveth and[00:04:34]

The small print taketh away[00:04:37]

Step right up you can step right up[00:04:41]

You can step right up[00:04:44]

Cmon step right up[00:04:46]

Getaway from me kid you bother me[00:04:50]

Step right up step right up step right up[00:04:52]

C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon[00:05:08]

Step right up you can step right up[00:05:13]

C'mon and step right up[00:05:16]

Cmon and step right up[00:05:18]