《Titties & Beer》歌词

歌曲： Titties & Beer

所属专辑：Zappa In New York (Live)

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 07:35

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Titties & Beer - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]

It was the blackest night[00:00:07]

There was no moon in sight[00:00:09]

You know the stars ain't shinin'[00:00:11]

'Cause the sky's too tight[00:00:13]

I heard the scarey wind[00:00:15]

I seen some ugly trees[00:00:16]

There was a werewolf honkin'[00:00:18]

'Long the aide of me[00:00:21]

I'm mean 'n I'm bad y'know I ain't no sissy[00:00:23]

Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy[00:00:26]

Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me [00:00:30]

'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery mystery[00:00:34]

I noticed even the crickets[00:00:44]

Was actin' weird up here[00:00:46]

So I figured I might[00:00:49]

Just drink a little beer[00:00:50]

I said "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on "[00:00:52]

But there was no reply[00:00:56]

'Cause she was gone [00:00:57]

"Where's those titties I like so well [00:01:00]

'N' my godam beer "[00:01:03]

Is what I started to yell then I heard this noise[00:01:04]

Like a crunchin' twig 'n up jumped the Devil [00:01:08]

He's about this big [00:01:13]

He had a red suit on[00:01:14]

An' a widow's peak[00:01:16]

An' then a pointed tail[00:01:17]

'N like a sulphur reek[00:01:19]

Yes it was him awright [00:01:20]

I swear I knowed it was[00:01:22]

He had some human flesh[00:01:24]

Stuck underneath his claws[00:01:26]

You know it looked to me[00:01:28]

Like it was titty skin[00:01:30]

I said "You sonofabifch "[00:01:32]

'Cause I was mad at him [00:01:33]

Well he just got out the floss[00:01:35]

'N started cleanin' his fang[00:01:37]

So I shot him with my shooter [00:01:39]

Said: BANG BANG BANG[00:01:41]

The sucker just laughed 'n said "Put it away [00:01:43]

You know I ate her all up now what you gonna say "[00:01:47]

YOU ATE MY CHRISSY "Yeah titties 'n all "[00:01:51]

WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN "Were the cans this tall "[00:01:54]

EVEN HER BOOTS "Would I lie to you "[00:01:58]

SHIT YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY "Yes this is true' [00:02:01]

'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE[00:02:05]

STUFF THAT YOU DO [00:02:07]

"I can't complain when the checks come through ''[00:02:09]

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY 'N I WANT MY BEER[00:02:13]

SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW DEVIL [00:02:16]

DO YOU HEAR [00:02:18]

"Blow it out your ass motorcycle man I am fhe Devil [00:02:20]

Do you understand [00:02:25]

Just what will you give me for your titties and beer [00:02:27]

I suppose you noticed this little contract here ''[00:02:31]

YER GODDAM RIGHT YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE [00:02:35]

THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON[00:02:38]

I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR [00:02:40]

GIMME THAT PAPER BET YER ASS[00:02:42]

I'LL SIGN 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER 'N IT'S TITTY-[00:02:44]

SQUEEZIN' TIME [00:02:48]

"You can't fool me man you ain't that bad [00:02:50]

I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had [00:02:53]

Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too [00:02:56]

'N both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you [00:03:00]

"WELL LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE[00:03:04]

I MEAN YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO WHATCHA GONNA DO [00:03:06]

And then the Devil puked[00:06:15]

'N out jumped m'girl[00:06:17]

They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'[00:06:19]

All around the world she said:[00:06:21]

"I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS [00:06:23]

AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED SO F**K YOU CLOWNS "[00:06:26]

And then she gave us the finger [00:06:29]

It was rigid 'n stiff [00:06:32]

That's when the Devil he farted[00:06:33]

An' she went right over the cliff[00:06:35]

The Devil was mad took off to my pad[00:06:44]

I swear I do declare [00:06:47]

How did she get back there [00:06:49]

I swear I do declare [00:06:51]

How did she get back there [00:06:53]

I swear I do declare [00:06:55]

How did she get back there [00:06:56]

I swear I do declare [00:06:58]

How did she get back there[00:07:00]