《Perfect Saturday(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Perfect Saturday(Album Version|Explicit)

所属专辑：The Wack Album (Explicit)

歌手： The Lonely Island

时长： 03:18

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Perfect Saturday - The Lonely Island (孤岛乐队)[00:00:00]

Yea[00:00:02]

This beat remind me of back in the day[00:00:02]

Sunshine chillin[00:00:05]

Man tell em about your perfect Saturday[00:00:06]

Woke up at ten no worries at all[00:00:10]

Another sunny day in LA that's how we roll[00:00:12]

Hit my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight[00:00:15]

Head's still spinnin from the freaks last night[00:00:17]

Yea man you know I got the sticky for sho[00:00:20]

And 5 females coming over at 4[00:00:22]

I'mma hop in the shower clean my nuts[00:00:25]

Throw on the polo sport to impress the stunts[00:00:27]

Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors[00:00:30]

Top down cruising as I head to the store[00:00:32]

Jim has some brews everything that we need[00:00:35]

Then back to the crib smoking indoor w**d[00:00:37]

It's the perfect Saturday there's knock on the door[00:00:40]

Man these girls are here early it's a quarter to four[00:00:42]

Man which of these freaks I'mma see in my bed[00:00:45]

Open the door and see my homie Ned[00:00:47]

Oh hey guys how's it going [00:00:50]

(Wuddup Ned )[00:00:51]

I got 911 need to use your head[00:00:52]

(That's a no can do ooh your breath is all hit)[00:00:55]

Yea I know now move I gotta take a sh*t[00:00:57]

Now normally Ned the bathroom was yours[00:00:59]

But we got those fine freaks coming over at 4[00:01:02]

Fine freaks Okay new plan[00:01:04]

I'll just hold it[00:01:06]

And let out small farts for the rest of the night[00:01:07]

Okay Ned thanks for stopping by[00:01:10]

(You're welcome)[00:01:12]

Seriously Ned it was good to see you[00:01:15]

(I know)[00:01:17]

Listen the freaks are gonna be here any minute[00:01:21]

We gotta get rid of this guy[00:01:23]

Hey dude he's your friend you should ask him to leave[00:01:25]

Listen if the freaks come here he cannot be here[00:01:27]

Oh god fart noises[00:01:33]

Sh*t [00:01:37]

Ah one second[00:01:39]

What time is it [00:01:41]

It's 4 it's them[00:01:42]

Who The freaks [00:01:43]

Yes get Ned out[00:01:44]

Ned you gotta hop out the window[00:01:45]

But we're on the 5th floor [00:01:47]

Yes move like endo[00:01:49]

I'm not doing that[00:01:50]

Then hit the bathroom on the double[00:01:51]

The dump's in my butt and your toilets are trouble[00:01:52]

Look seriously I'll hold it[00:01:55]

I've been in this situation literally hundreds of times[00:01:57]

Oh what the f**k [00:02:00]

Oh no[00:02:02]

I'm gonna need to borrow some pants[00:02:03]

No[00:02:05]

Oh hey ladies[00:02:06]

(Oh my God it smells like f**kin death in here)[00:02:06]

Hey freaks [00:02:10]

(This place smells like sh*t)[00:02:11]

It was them[00:02:13]

We're out of here[00:02:13]

Becca wait[00:02:14]

Oh you guys blew it[00:02:15]

Well that's too bad but we ain't mad[00:02:17]

No In fact we got something to show you[00:02:20]

It's down this hallway and open this door[00:02:22]

(A surprise )[00:02:25]

Yea man something like that[00:02:25]

So walk out front and don't look back[00:02:27]

(What's all this plastic Were you painting last night )[00:02:29]

Don't worry about it just walk towards the light[00:02:32]

(It sure is pretty)[00:02:35]

Yea sure is[00:02:36]

Close your eyes Ned[00:02:37]

(You're my only friends)[00:02:38]

Yea motherf**kers[00:02:45]

You already think you were gonna get out[00:02:47]

Of this without a fart joke did you [00:02:49]

You wack motherf**kers[00:02:50]

You p**sy motherf**kers[00:02:52]

The f**k yall thinkin [00:02:54]

This is Lonely Island [00:02:56]

Oh cause we got a little paper now [00:02:58]

And you see us on the TV[00:03:00]

You think we don't do fart jokes no more [00:03:02]

We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama's tit[00:03:04]

Ya fart motherf**kers f**k yall[00:03:08]