《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

歌曲： Funky Cold Medina

所属专辑：Acapella Glee Club - Hip Hop Hits

歌手： Acapella Glee Club

时长： 03:13

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Funky Cold Medina (Acapella Version As Made Famous By Tone Loc) - Acapella Vocalists[00:00:00]

Go cooling at a bar[00:00:00]

And I'm looking for some action[00:00:02]

But like Mick Jagger said[00:00:04]

I can't get no satisfaction[00:00:06]

The girls are all around[00:00:08]

But none of them wanna get wit' me[00:00:10]

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf[00:00:12]

Yo what's up with L-O-C[00:00:14]

The girls are all jocking[00:00:16]

At the other end of the bar[00:00:18]

Drinking with some no name chump[00:00:20]

When they know that I'm the star[00:00:22]

So I got up and strolled over[00:00:24]

To the other side of the cantina[00:00:26]

I asked the guy why you so fly[00:00:28]

He said funky cold medina[00:00:30]

Funky cold medina[00:00:39]

This brother told me a secret[00:00:48]

On how to get more chicks[00:00:50]

Put a little medina in your glass[00:00:52]

And the girls'll come real quick[00:00:54]

It's better than any alcohol[00:00:56]

Or aprhodisiac[00:00:58]

A couple of sips of this love potion[00:01:00]

And she'll be on your lap[00:01:02]

So I gave some to my dog[00:01:04]

When he began to beg[00:01:06]

And then he licked his bowl[00:01:08]

And he looked at me[00:01:10]

And did the wild thing on my leg[00:01:10]

He used to scratch and bite me[00:01:12]

Before he was much much meaner[00:01:14]

But now all the poodles run to my house[00:01:16]

For the funky cold medina[00:01:18]

Y'know what I'm saying[00:01:22]

I got every dog in my neighborhood[00:01:24]

Breaking down my door[00:01:26]

I got Spuds McKenzie[00:01:29]

Alex from Stroughs[00:01:31]

They won't leave my dog alone[00:01:33]

With that Medina pal[00:01:34]

I went up to this girl[00:01:36]

She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂[00:01:38]

I'd thought she'd be good to go[00:01:40]

With a little funky cold medina[00:01:42]

She said ＂I'd like a drink＂[00:01:44]

I said hmm OK I'll go get it[00:01:46]

And then a couple of sips[00:01:48]

She cold licked her lips[00:01:49]

And I knew that she was wit' it[00:01:50]

So I took her to my crib[00:01:52]

Everything went as well as planned[00:01:54]

But when she got undressed[00:01:56]

It was a big ol' mess[00:01:57]

Sheena was a man[00:01:59]

So I threw him out[00:02:00]

I don't fool around[00:02:02]

With no Oscar Mayer Weiner[00:02:02]

You must be sure you're girl is pure[00:02:04]

For the funky cold medina[00:02:06]

Y'know what a plan of the man[00:02:10]

This is the eighties[00:02:13]

And the Loc is down wit' the ladies[00:02:14]

Break it down[00:02:24]

Black in the saddle[00:02:41]

Lookin' for a little affection[00:02:43]

I took a shot as a contestant[00:02:45]

On the Love Connection[00:02:46]

The audience voted[00:02:49]

And y'know they picked a winner[00:02:50]

I took my date to the Hilton[00:02:53]

For medina and some dinner[00:02:55]

She had a few drinks[00:02:57]

I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting[00:02:58]

Instead she started talking about[00:03:01]

Plans for our wedding[00:03:03]

I said "Wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein ya"[00:03:05]

That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina[00:03:09]