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dick in a box-The Lonely Island[00:00:00]
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you[00:00:05]
女孩 我有一些非常重要的东西要给你[00:00:09]
So just sit down and listen[00:00:09]
所以坐下来听着[00:00:14]
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time[00:00:14]
女孩 你知道我们已经在一起很长时间了[00:00:18]
(such a long time)[00:00:18]
很长时间了[00:00:20]
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line[00:00:20]
现在我准备好实话实说了[00:00:25]
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide[00:00:25]
你知道这是圣诞节 我发自内心地[00:00:32]
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind[00:00:32]
想给你一些东西 然后你就能明白我的心[00:00:38]
A gift real special so take off the top[00:00:38]
一个真正特别的礼物 所以摘下帽子[00:00:43]
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box[00:00:43]
往里看一下 那是我装在盒子里的宝贝[00:00:49]
Not gonna get you a diamond ring[00:00:49]
我不会给你一个钻戒[00:00:52]
That sort of gift don't mean anything[00:00:52]
因为那种礼物没有什么意义[00:00:55]
Not gonna get you a fancy car[00:00:55]
我也不会给你一辆豪车[00:00:58]
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star[00:00:58]
女孩 你要知道你是我心中的那盏明灯[00:01:01]
Not gonna get you a house in the hills[00:01:01]
我不会给你在山上买一座房子[00:01:04]
A girl like you needs somethin' real[00:01:04]
像你这样的女孩需要一些特别的东西[00:01:07]
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart[00:01:07]
想发自内心地给你一些东西[00:01:10]
Somethin' special girl[00:01:10]
一些特别的东西[00:01:12]
It's my dick in a box my dick in a box babe[00:01:12]
那是我装在盒子里的宝贝[00:01:18]
It's my dick in a box my dick in a box girl[00:01:18]
那是我装在盒子里的宝贝[00:01:24]
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)[00:01:24]
我足够睿智 知道什么时候需要送什么礼物[00:01:29]
And I got just the one somethin' to[00:01:29]
我只有一个目的 那就是[00:01:32]
Show ya that you are second to none[00:01:32]
让你明白你是最好的[00:01:37]
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress[00:01:37]
为了让那里所有的人们印象深刻[00:01:40]
It's easy to do just follow these steps[00:01:40]
请跟随这些步骤[00:01:43]
1: Cut a hole in a box[00:01:43]
第一步 在盒子上剪一个洞[00:01:46]
2: Put your junk in that box[00:01:46]
第二步 把你的废弃物放到那个盒子里[00:01:49]
3: Make her open the box[00:01:49]
第三步 让她打开盒子[00:01:52]
And that's the way you do it[00:01:52]
你就这样做[00:01:54]
It's my dick in a box my dick in a box babe[00:01:54]
那是我装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:00]
It's my dick in a box my dick in a box girl[00:02:00]
那是我装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:07]
Christmas; dick in a box[00:02:07]
圣诞节 装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:10]
Hanukkah; dick in a box[00:02:10]
光明节 装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:13]
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box[00:02:13]
宽扎节 装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:16]
Every single holiday a dick in a box[00:02:16]
每一个假日 都有装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:19]
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box[00:02:19]
在你父母的房子里 装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:22]
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box[00:02:22]
在杂货店里 装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:25]
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box[00:02:25]
在后台 装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:30]
(yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)[00:02:30]
耶哇哇哇哇哇[00:02:33]
A dick in a box a dick in a box a dick in a box[00:02:33]
装在盒子里的宝贝[00:02:38]