所属专辑:West Side Story (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
时长: 04:02
Gee, Officer Krupke! - The Jets/The Sharks and the Jets/Max Goberman Orchestra/Larry Kert[00:00:00]
Written by:Stephen Sondheim/Leonard Bernstein[00:00:04]
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke you gotta understand[00:00:08]
It's just our bringin' upke that gets us out of hand[00:00:12]
Our mothers all are junkies our fathers all are drunks[00:00:16]
Golly Moses naturally we're punks[00:00:19]
Gee Officer Krupke we're very upset[00:00:22]
We never had the love that every child oughta get[00:00:26]
We ain't no delinquents we're misunderstood[00:00:29]
Deep down inside us there is good[00:00:33]
There is good[00:00:35]
There is good there is good[00:00:36]
There is untapped good[00:00:38]
Like inside the worst of us is good[00:00:40]
That's a touching good story[00:00:48]
Lemme tell it to the world[00:00:50]
Just tell it to the Judge[00:00:52]
Dear kindly Judge your honor my parents treat me rough[00:01:00]
With all their m*******a they won't give me a puff[00:01:04]
They didn't wanna have me but somehow I was had[00:01:07]
Leapin' lizards that's why I'm so bad[00:01:11]
Right Officer Krupke you're really a square[00:01:14]
This boy don't need a Judge he needs an analyst's care[00:01:17]
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed[00:01:21]
He's psychologically disturbed[00:01:24]
I'm disturbed[00:01:27]
We're disturbed we're disturbed[00:01:28]
We're the most disturbed[00:01:29]
Like we're psychologically disturbed[00:01:31]
Hear ye hear ye[00:01:40]
In the opinion of this court[00:01:41]
This child is depraved on account[00:01:42]
He ain't had a normal home[00:01:44]
Hey I'm depraved[00:01:45]
On account I'm deprived[00:01:46]
So take him to a headshrinker[00:01:48]
My father is a bastard my mom's an S.O.B[00:01:56]
My grandpa's always plastered my grandma pushes tea[00:02:00]
My sister wears a mustache my brother wears a dress[00:02:03]
Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess[00:02:07]
Yes Officer Krupke you're really a slob[00:02:10]
This boy don't need a doctor just a good honest job[00:02:13]
Society played him a terrible trick[00:02:17]
And socialogically he's sick I am sick[00:02:20]
We are sick we are sick we are sick sick sick[00:02:24]
Like we're socialogically sick[00:02:27]
In my opinion this child does not need[00:02:36]
To have his head shrunk at all[00:02:37]
Juvenile delinquency[00:02:39]
Is purely a social disease[00:02:40]
Hey I got a social disease[00:02:42]
So take him to a social worker[00:02:45]
Dear kindly social worker they say go earn a buck[00:02:52]
Like be a soda jerker which means like be a schmuck[00:02:56]
It's not I'm anti social I'm only anti work[00:03:00]
Glory Osky that's why I'm a jerk[00:03:03]
Officer Krupke you done it again[00:03:07]
This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen[00:03:10]
It ain't just a question of misunderstood[00:03:13]
Deep down inside him he's no good I'm no good[00:03:17]
We're no good we're no good we're no earthly good[00:03:20]
Like a pest a bug ain't no damn good[00:03:23]
The trouble is he's lazy the trouble is he drinks[00:03:29]
The trouble is he's crazy the trouble is he stinks[00:03:32]
The trouble is he's growing the trouble is he's grown[00:03:35]
Krupke we've got troubles of our own[00:03:38]
Gee Officer Krupke[00:03:42]
We're down on our knees[00:03:44]
'Cause no one wants a fella[00:03:46]
With a social disease[00:03:47]
Gee Officer Krupke[00:03:50]
What are we to do[00:03:52]
Gee Officer Krupke[00:03:55]
Krup you[00:03:58]