《The Chicken Song》歌词

歌曲： The Chicken Song

所属专辑：Do-re-mi Colouring Songs

歌手： The Karaoke Little Band

时长： 07:04

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The Chicken Song - The Crazy Little Band[00:00:00]

Written by：Grant Robert/Naylor Doug/Pope Philip Robert Justin[00:00:00]

It's the time of year[00:00:09]

Now that Spring is in the air[00:00:11]

When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair[00:00:13]

Make another song for moronic holidays[00:00:18]

That nauseate-ate-ates[00:00:22]

In a million different ways[00:00:24]

From the shores of Spain[00:00:26]

To the coast of Southern France[00:00:28]

No matter where you hide[00:00:30]

You just can't escape this dance[00:00:32]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:00:35]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:00:39]

Buy a jumbo jet[00:00:41]

And then bury all your clothes[00:00:43]

Paint your left knee green[00:00:45]

Then extract your wisdom teeth[00:00:47]

Form a string quartet[00:00:49]

And pretend your name is Keith[00:00:51]

Skin yourself alive[00:00:56]

Learn to speak Arapahoe[00:01:00]

Climb inside a dog[00:01:02]

And behead an eskimo[00:01:04]

Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears[00:01:07]

Casserole your gran[00:01:11]

Disembowel yourself with spears[00:01:13]

The disco is vibrating[00:01:20]

The sound is loud and grating[00:01:22]

It's truly nauseating[00:01:24]

Let's do the dance again[00:01:26]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:01:28]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:01:32]

Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos[00:01:34]

And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars[00:01:39]

You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars[00:01:43]

Skin yourself alive[00:01:50]

Learn to speak Arapahoe[00:01:53]

Climb inside a dog[00:01:56]

And behead an eskimo[00:01:58]

Now you've heard it once[00:02:00]

Your brain will spring a leak[00:02:02]

And though you hate this song[00:02:04]

You'll be humming it for weeks[00:02:06]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:02:11]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:02:15]

Buy a jumbo jet[00:02:17]

And then bury all your clothes[00:02:19]

La la la la la[00:02:21]

La la la la la la la[00:02:23]

La la la la la[00:02:25]

La la la la la la laaaaaaa[00:02:27]

It's the time of year[00:02:34]

Now that spring is in the air[00:02:36]

When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair[00:02:38]

Make another song for moronic holidays[00:02:43]

That nauseate-ate-ates[00:02:46]

In a million different ways[00:02:49]

From the shores of Spain[00:02:51]

To the coast of Southern France[00:02:53]

No matter where you hide[00:02:55]

You just can't escape this dance[00:02:57]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:03:00]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:03:04]

Buy a jumbo jet[00:03:06]

And then bury all your clothes[00:03:08]

Paint your left knee green[00:03:10]

Then extract your wisdom teeth[00:03:12]

Form a string quartet[00:03:14]

And pretend your name is Keith[00:03:16]

Skin yourself alive[00:03:21]

Learn to speak Arapahoe[00:03:25]

Climb inside a dog[00:03:27]

And behead an eskimo[00:03:29]

Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears[00:03:31]

Casserole your gran[00:03:36]

Disembowel yourself with spears[00:03:38]

The disco is vibrating[00:03:45]

The sound is loud and grating[00:03:47]

It's truly nauseating[00:03:49]

Let's do the dance again[00:03:51]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:03:53]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:03:57]

Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos[00:03:59]

And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars[00:04:03]

You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars[00:04:07]

Skin yourself alive[00:04:14]

Learn to speak Arapahoe[00:04:18]

Climb inside a dog[00:04:20]

And behead an eskimo[00:04:22]

Now you've heard it once[00:04:25]

Your brain will spring a leak[00:04:27]

And though you hate this song[00:04:29]

You'll be humming it for weeks[00:04:31]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:04:36]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:04:39]

Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos[00:04:42]

And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars[00:04:46]

You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars[00:04:50]

Skin yourself alive[00:04:57]

Learn to speak Arapahoe[00:05:01]

Climb inside a dog[00:05:03]

And behead an eskimo[00:05:05]

Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears[00:05:07]

Casserole your gran[00:05:11]

Disembowel yourself with spears[00:05:14]

The disco is vibrating[00:05:20]

The sound is loud and grating[00:05:22]

It's truly nauseating[00:05:24]

Let's do the dance again[00:05:27]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:05:29]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:05:33]

Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos[00:05:35]

And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars[00:05:39]

You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars[00:05:43]

Skin yourself alive[00:05:50]

Learn to speak Arapahoe[00:05:54]

Climb inside a dog[00:05:56]

And behead an eskimo[00:05:58]

Now you've heard it once[00:06:00]

Your brain will spring a leak[00:06:02]

And though you hate this song[00:06:04]

You'll be humming it for weeks[00:06:07]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:06:12]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:06:15]

Buy a jumbo jet[00:06:17]

And then bury all your clothes[00:06:19]

La la la la la[00:06:22]

La la la la la la la[00:06:24]

La la la la la[00:06:26]

La la la la la la laaaaaaa[00:06:28]

Hold a chicken in the air[00:06:33]

Stick a deckchair up your nose[00:06:37]

Buy a jumbo jet[00:06:39]

And then bury all your clothes[00:06:41]

La la la la la[00:06:43]

La la la la la la la[00:06:45]

La la la la la[00:06:47]

La la la la la la laaaaaaa[00:06:49]