《The Bride Stripped Bare By ’Bachelors’》歌词

歌曲： The Bride Stripped Bare By ’Bachelors’

所属专辑：Cornology

歌手： Bonzo Dog Band

时长： 02:39

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The Bride Stripped Bare By 'Bachelors' - Bonzo Dog Band[00:00:00]

So the boys got together and formed a band uh [00:00:00]

F-fate played the straight man and since then they've never looked back [00:00:04]

Hey you lads welcome to club [00:00:12]

I've seen you on the telly with your long hair and pimples [00:00:13]

(pop-pop)[00:00:15]

We arrived at the gig looking rough[00:00:19]

Not happy we'd all had enough[00:00:20]

Of eight hours on the road[00:00:23]

(blast)[00:00:25]

Legs Larry said he "It's the boozer for me dear boy "[00:00:28]

"Yip yip yessiry "[00:00:31]

And the hotel reception was empty and cold[00:00:33]

With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old[00:00:36]

It stank like a rhino house [00:00:39]

Mr Slater said "Oh I can smell Vindaloo "[00:00:45]

"Oh really "[00:00:47]

"No sir O'Reilly "[00:00:47]

Hobnob [00:00:49]

And we wave to the people who frown[00:00:54]

At our hair as we ride into town[00:01:00]

And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear[00:01:16]

In the club where the Dohl Pal Show would appear[00:01:18]

In person as themselves[00:01:21]

(arf arf)[00:01:23]

In person as themselves[00:01:24]

Then Neil Fred and I played darts for a while[00:01:26]

Before we switched on our theatrical smile[00:01:29]

Hey you remember [00:01:32]

Hot dogs on sale in foyer [00:01:47]

Eyy [00:01:48]

"You can have a drink in your dressing room lads [00:01:52]

But you can't come into club looking like that [00:01:54]

We can't oblige Thank you "[00:01:56]

"Hey Redneck "[00:01:58]

"We've had 'em all 'ere you know Tommy Raye "[00:02:01]

"Aye "[00:02:04]

"That's a brand new scratch on the piano [00:02:04]

Cost you seventy-five quid to put that right "[00:02:07]

"Whoa 'oo did that "[00:02:08]

"I remember one time--"[00:02:10]

"And Buddy "[00:02:11]

"Aye "[00:02:13]

"Put off all thought though in here dunnit "[00:02:16]

"Whoa what "[00:02:18]

"Will you take your empty glasses back to the bar "[00:02:18]

"Any 'artistes' messing in football will be paid off immediately "[00:02:22]

"Hoover "[00:02:24]

"It's not for meself lads it's for me daughter "[00:02:27]

"Five pints of lager and one Coke "[00:02:29]

"You got me lads it's the manager that makes the rules "[00:02:34]