《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：Total Request Hit Music

歌手： The Hit Crew

时长： 04:46

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The Real Slim Shady - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)[00:00:00]

May I have your attention please[00:00:03]

May I have your attention please[00:00:06]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:08]

I repeat will the real Slim[00:00:12]

Shady please stand up[00:00:14]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:17]

Ya'll act like you never seen[00:00:18]

A white person before[00:00:19]

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like[00:00:20]

Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:21]

Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

They first get divorced throwing[00:00:24]

Her over furniture （scream）[00:00:25]

It's the return of the[00:00:27]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't[00:00:28]

Just say what I think he did did he[00:00:30]

And Dr Dre said[00:00:32]

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead[00:00:33]

He's locked in my basement （haha）[00:00:35]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:37]

Chicka chicka chicka[00:00:38]

Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:39]

Look at him walking around[00:00:40]

Grabbing his you know what[00:00:42]

Limpin' to you know who yeah[00:00:43]

But hes so cute though[00:00:45]

Yea I probably got a couple of[00:00:45]

Screws up in my head loose[00:00:47]

But no worse than what's going[00:00:48]

On in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:49]

Sometimes I wanna[00:00:50]

Get on TV and just let loose[00:00:51]

But can't but its cool for Tom[00:00:52]

Green to hump a dead moose[00:00:54]

My bum is on your lips[00:00:55]

My bum is on your lips[00:00:56]

And if I'm lucky you might[00:00:57]

Just give it a little kiss[00:00:58]

And that's the message that[00:00:59]

We deliver to little kids[00:01:00]

And expect them not to know[00:01:01]

What a womens clitoris is[00:01:02]

Of course they gonna know[00:01:04]

What intercourse is[00:01:05]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:05]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:07]

We ain't nothing but mammals[00:01:09]

Well some of us cannibals[00:01:10]

Who cut other people[00:01:11]

Open like cantaloupes[00:01:12]

But if we can hump dead[00:01:13]

Animals and antelopes[00:01:14]

Then there's no reason that a man[00:01:15]

And another man can't elope[00:01:16]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:18]

Women wave your panty hoes[00:01:20]

Sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:21]

I'm Slim Shady[00:01:22]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:23]

All you other Slim[00:01:24]

Shadys are just imitating[00:01:25]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:01:26]

Please stand up Please[00:01:28]

Stand up Please stand up[00:01:29]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:31]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:33]

All you other Slim[00:01:34]

Shadys are just imitating[00:01:34]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:35]

Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:37]

Please stand up[00:01:39]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in[00:01:41]

His raps to sell records[00:01:42]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:43]

You think I give a damm about a Grammy[00:01:45]

Half of you critics can't even[00:01:47]

Stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:48]

But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:50]

Why So you guys can[00:01:52]

Just lie to get me here[00:01:53]

So you can sit me here[00:01:54]

Next to Britney Spears[00:01:55]

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better[00:01:56]

Switch me chairs[00:01:58]

So I can sit next to Carson[00:01:59]

Daly and Fred Durst[00:02:00]

And hear 'em argue over[00:02:01]

Who she gave head to first[00:02:02]

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:04]

Yeah he's cute but I think[00:02:06]

He's married to Kim hehe[00:02:07]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:08]

And show the whole[00:02:10]

World how you gave Eminem V D （scream）[00:02:11]

I'm sick of you little girl[00:02:13]

And boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:14]

So I've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:16]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:17]

Who cuss like me[00:02:19]

Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:20]

Who dress like me[00:02:22]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:23]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:24]

But not quite me[00:02:26]

I'm Slim Shady[00:02:26]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:27]

All you other Slim[00:02:29]

Shadys are just imitating[00:02:30]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:31]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:32]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:36]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:37]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:38]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:40]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:42]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:02:45]

Cause I'm only giving you[00:02:46]

Things you joke about with your[00:02:47]

Friends inside your living room[00:02:48]

The only difference is I got the[00:02:49]

Balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:02:51]

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:02:52]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:55]

And whether you like to admit it （rip）[00:02:57]

I just sh*t it better than 90%[00:02:58]

Of you rappers out there[00:03:00]

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up[00:03:00]

These albums like valiums[00:03:02]

Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30[00:03:04]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:06]

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off[00:03:08]

With Jergens and I'm jerking[00:03:09]

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:11]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'[00:03:13]

He could be workin at[00:03:14]

Burger King spitten on your onion rings[00:03:15]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:17]

Screaming I don't give a f**k[00:03:19]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:20]

So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:22]

And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:24]

And to be proud to be outta[00:03:26]

Your mind and outta control[00:03:27]

And one more time loud[00:03:28]

As you can how does it go[00:03:29]

Cuz I'm Slim Shady[00:03:31]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:32]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:33]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:35]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:37]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:03:40]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:41]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:42]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:03:44]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:45]

I'm Slim Shady[00:03:49]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:50]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:51]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:54]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:55]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:03:58]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:59]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:00]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:03]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:04]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:08]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:09]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:10]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:12]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:13]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:17]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:18]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:19]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:21]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:22]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:26]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:27]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:28]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:30]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:32]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:35]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:36]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:37]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:39]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:41]