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I'm An Animal Trainer - Charlie Chaplin/Jane Russell[00:00:00]
I'm an animal trainer[00:00:06]
A circus entertainer[00:00:08]
I've train animals by the score[00:00:10]
Lions tigers and wild boar[00:00:12]
I've made and lost a fortune in my wild career[00:00:14]
Some say the cause was women[00:00:17]
And some say it was beer[00:00:19]
And then I went through bankruptcy[00:00:23]
And lost my whole menagerie[00:00:25]
But I did not despair[00:00:27]
I got a bright idea[00:00:29]
While searching through[00:00:31]
My underwear a thought occurred to me[00:00:32]
I'm tired of training elephants[00:00:35]
So why not train a flea[00:00:37]
Why should I hunt for animals[00:00:40]
And through the jungle roam[00:00:42]
When there's local talent to[00:00:44]
Be found right here at home[00:00:46]
I found one but I won't say where[00:00:49]
And educated him with care[00:00:53]
And taught him all the facts of life[00:00:55]
And then he found himself a wife[00:00:58]
I give them board and lodgin's free[00:01:01]
And every night they dine off me[00:01:04]
They don't eat caviar or cake[00:01:07]
But they enjoy a good rump steak[00:01:10]
Off my anatomy[00:01:13]
Off my anatomy[00:01:14]
It is an odd sensation[00:01:16]
When after meals they take a stroll[00:01:19]
Around the old plantation[00:01:20]
Now I'm as happy as can be[00:01:24]
I've bought them lots of tricks you see[00:01:27]
And now they're both supporting me[00:01:30]
They're both supporting me[00:01:32]
Walk up walk up I'm the greatest show on earth[00:01:36]
Walk up walk up and get your money's worth[00:01:39]
See phyllis and henry those educated fleas[00:01:43]
Cavorting and sporting on the flying trapeze[00:01:47]
So any time you itch don't scratch or make a fuss[00:01:51]
You never can tell[00:01:54]
You might destroy some budding genius[00:01:55]
I want to go back I want to go back[00:02:19]
I want to go back to the sea[00:02:20]
Oh for the life of a sardine[00:02:22]
That is the life for me[00:02:24]
Cavorting and spawning every morning[00:02:26]
Under the deep blue sea[00:02:28]
To have no fear for fishman that[00:02:30]
Oh under the fun boat that[00:02:32]
Oh for the life of a sardine[00:02:33]
That is the life for me[00:02:35]