所属专辑:The Producers (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) [Borders Exclusive]
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Keep It Gay (Album Version) (《金牌制作人》电影插曲 插曲) - Mel Brooks (梅尔·布鲁克斯)/Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (电影原声带)[00:00:00]
Did you get a chance yet to read Springtime for Hitler[00:00:00]
Read it I devoured it[00:00:02]
And I found it remarkable[00:00:05]
Remarkable[00:00:06]
Then you'll do it[00:00:07]
Do it Of course not[00:00:08]
It's not my kind of thing[00:00:10]
I mean Max please[00:00:11]
World War II[00:00:13]
Ooooh[00:00:14]
Too dark too depressing[00:00:15]
The theater's so obsessed[00:00:17]
With drama so depressed[00:00:18]
It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway[00:00:20]
Shows should be more pretty[00:00:23]
Shows should be more witty[00:00:25]
Shows should be more what's the word[00:00:27]
Gay[00:00:31]
Exactly[00:00:33]
No matter what you do on the stage[00:00:34]
Keep it light keep it bright keep it gay[00:00:38]
Whether it's murder mayhem or rage[00:00:42]
Don't complain it's a pain keep it gay[00:00:46]
People want laughter when they see a show[00:00:50]
The last thing they're after is a litany of woe[00:00:54]
A happy ending will pep up your play[00:00:57]
Oedipus won't bomb[00:01:01]
If he winds up with mom[00:01:03]
Keep it gay[00:01:05]
Keep it gay[00:01:06]
Keep it gay[00:01:07]
Couldn't we agree more[00:01:09]
And you have our blessings[00:01:11]
Roger to make Springtime for Hitler[00:01:12]
Just as gay as anyone could possibly want[00:01:14]
So c'mon do it for us please[00:01:17]
I'm sorry Max It's simply not my cup of tea[00:01:18]
Still fair is fair[00:01:22]
Perhaps I should ask my production team what they think[00:01:24]
Your production team[00:01:27]
Who are they[00:01:28]
You'll see[00:01:29]
They all live here[00:01:29]
Guys Come say hello to Bialystock and Bloom[00:01:31]
This is my set designer Bryan[00:01:34]
Keep it mad keep it glad keep it gay[00:01:38]
Here's my costume designer Kevin[00:01:41]
Hello[00:01:45]
Keep it happy keep it snappy keep it gay[00:01:46]
We're clever creative[00:01:49]
It's our job to see[00:01:51]
That ev'rything's perfect[00:01:53]
For Mr De Bris[00:01:55]
Scott my choreographer[00:01:57]
Hi there[00:01:59]
And finally last and least my lighting designer Shirley Markowitz[00:02:09]
Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay[00:02:17]
Now they all just read Springtime[00:02:24]
What did you think of it fellas[00:02:27]
It needs glamour[00:02:28]
And glitz[00:02:29]
It needs sequins[00:02:30]
And tits[00:02:32]
Roger I think that Springtime for Hitler[00:02:33]
Would be a marvelous opportunity for you[00:02:36]
I mean up to now you've always been associated with[00:02:37]
There I say frivolous musicals[00:02:41]
You're right[00:02:43]
I've often felt as though[00:02:44]
I've been throwing my life away on silly little entertainments[00:02:44]
Deopy showgirls in gooey gowns[00:02:48]
It's enough to make you heave[00:02:51]
Nonetheless I'm sorry Max[00:02:52]
I just couldn't do Springtime for Hitler[00:02:54]
Why not Think of the respect[00:02:56]
No[00:02:57]
Think of the prestige[00:02:58]
No no no[00:02:59]
Think of the Tony[00:03:00]
Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony[00:03:02]
What's the matter[00:03:06]
Is he all right[00:03:07]
He's having a stroke[00:03:08]
What[00:03:09]
Of genius[00:03:09]
I see it At last the chance to do something important[00:03:10]
Roger de Bris presents history[00:03:14]
Of course that whole second act should be re-written[00:03:17]
They're losing the war[00:03:20]
Excuse me[00:03:21]
It's too downbeat[00:03:22]
Roger de Bris presents history[00:03:23]
But maybe it's a wild idea but it just might work[00:03:27]
I see a line of beautiful girls[00:03:33]
Dressed as stormtroopers each one a gem[00:03:44]
With leather boots and whips on their hips[00:03:47]
It's risque dare I say S&M Love it[00:03:50]
I see German soldiers dancing through France[00:03:53]
Played by chorus boys in very tight pants[00:03:56]
And wait there's more they'll win the war[00:03:59]
And the dances they do will be daring and new[00:04:02]
Turn-turn-kick-turn turn-turn-kick-turn one-two-three kick-turn[00:04:06]
Keep it sassy keep it classy keep it[00:04:08]
That is brilliant Brilliant I speak for Mr Bloom and myself[00:04:10]
Roger when I say that you are the only man in the world[00:04:14]
Who can do justice to Springtime for Hitler[00:04:16]
Will you do it please[00:04:20]
Please[00:04:21]
Wait a minute This is a very big decision[00:04:21]
It might effect the course of my entire life[00:04:24]
I shall have to think about it[00:04:26]
No[00:04:27]
I'll do it[00:04:28]
I'll do it[00:04:29]
Sabu champagne[00:04:32]
If at the end you want them to cheer[00:04:35]
Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay[00:04:38]
Whether it's Hamlet Othello or Lear[00:04:41]
Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay[00:04:44]
Comedy's joyous a constant delight[00:04:48]
Dramas annoy us[00:04:51]
And ruin our night[00:04:52]
So keep your Strindbergs and Ibsens at bay[00:04:53]
I'll sign[00:04:57]
Sign[00:04:58]
Sign[00:04:59]
Sign[00:05:00]
Sign[00:05:00]
Sign[00:05:01]
Sign[00:05:02]
Roger Elizabeth de Bris[00:05:04]
Keep it gay[00:05:06]
Conga[00:05:15]
Everybody[00:05:16]
La la la la la la la la la la[00:05:17]
La la la la la la la la la la[00:05:20]
And so the rule is[00:05:23]
When mounting a play[00:05:25]
Keep it gay[00:05:27]
Keep it gay[00:05:28]
Keep it gay[00:05:30]