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《Women Lose Weight(feat. Slick Rick)》歌词


歌曲: Women Lose Weight(feat. Slick Rick)

所属专辑:Charango

歌手: Morcheeba

时长: 04:17

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Women Lose Weight(feat. Slick Rick)

What a surprise[00:00:00]

Open your eyes[00:00:01]

Woman advisor[00:00:02]

The name of this entertainement is[00:00:04]

Women lose weight[00:00:06]

Our first years of mariage everything was just great[00:00:07]

But after two kids[00:00:09]

And a weight gain factor[00:00:10]

The fact is[00:00:12]

Now she's pletely unattractive[00:00:13]

Look fat chicks[00:00:15]

I don't mean to sound rude[00:00:16]

I tell her nice hit the gym[00:00:17]

And don't eat so much food[00:00:18]

But no[00:00:20]

Your shallow[00:00:20]

You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth[00:00:21]

But how if desire's is not there[00:00:25]

That's just a delayment[00:00:26]

Divorce is child support alimony payments[00:00:27]

My happiness i doubt discourage[00:00:30]

So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage[00:00:32]

Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed[00:00:35]

When you gonna leave your wife[00:00:38]

I tell her soon mommy soon i assume[00:00:39]

Or my destiny is blue[00:00:41]

Interestingly[00:00:43]

The only thing left for me to do is to kill her[00:00:44]

What a surpriser[00:00:46]

Open your eyes[00:00:47]

Woman advisor[00:00:49]

I'm gonna have to kill her[00:00:50]

Of course there's lots which imposes divorces[00:00:51]

Send that ass right to the morgue miss[00:00:54]

What a surprise[00:00:56]

Open your eyes[00:00:58]

Woman advisor[00:00:59]

I'm gonna have to kill her[00:01:00]

Cause there's laws which enforces divorces[00:01:02]

Send that ass right to the morgue miss[00:01:04]

My plans against or shanagans[00:01:06]

Kinda ran thin[00:01:07]

Knowin' nothing about poisoning[00:01:08]

And i can't swim[00:01:10]

Bad intentions pumping[00:01:11]

Might as well become numb[00:01:12]

Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong[00:01:14]

But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this[00:01:16]

Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick[00:01:19]

I Guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday[00:01:22]

The day she usually goes food shopping[00:01:25]

Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler[00:01:27]

And Sent her clean over the divider[00:01:29]

You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill[00:01:32]

I thought she has to be dead[00:01:35]

Later on get a call[00:01:37]

(from a) Lieutenant Morgue[00:01:38]

(had me) leapin like a frog[00:01:39]

We need you at the morgue[00:01:41]

So i selfishly persued[00:01:42]

Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her[00:01:45]

What a surprise[00:01:48]

Open your eyes[00:01:48]

Woman advisor[00:01:50]

Come on ya'll know i had to kill her[00:01:52]

Of course there's lots which imposes divorces[00:01:53]

Send that ass right to the morgue miss[00:01:56]

Kill her[00:01:58]

What a surprise[00:01:59]

Open your eyes[00:02:00]

Woman advisor[00:02:01]

I had to kill her[00:02:02]

'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces[00:02:04]

Send her ass right to the morgue[00:02:07]

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run[00:02:08]

No sir we don't have no clues right now[00:02:12]

This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids [00:02:13]

Pull yourself together sir[00:02:16]

I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this[00:02:18]

I understand I understand[00:02:20]

Catch the person who did this[00:02:23]

We're gonna try sir[00:02:25]

Please[00:02:26]

Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot[00:02:28]

At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like i did it[00:02:31]

Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring[00:02:34]

I heard he was displeased with her weight gain[00:02:38]

While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook[00:02:39]

All she does is order from restaurants[00:02:42]

All of the sex you wants[00:02:44]

I doubt could have dressed clothes not washed[00:02:46]

Proper and house look a mess and[00:02:47]

Talking to detectives that was waitin outside[00:02:49]

How i took a long lunch break day the wife died[00:02:52]

I darn near turned pale[00:02:54]

And because of betrayal they indited me gave[00:02:56]

Me an impossible bail[00:02:58]

Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent[00:03:00]

Moral of the story is[00:03:02]

Desire is important[00:03:04]

So watch your weight[00:03:05]

It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given[00:03:06]

Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her[00:03:08]

What a surpriser[00:03:11]

Open your eyes[00:03:12]

A Woman advisor[00:03:13]

I didn't have to kill her[00:03:14]

Of course there's lots which imposes divorces[00:03:16]

Send that ass right to the morgue[00:03:19]

I killed her[00:03:20]

What a surpriser[00:03:21]

Open your eyes[00:03:22]

A Woman advisor[00:03:23]

I didn't have to kill her[00:03:25]

Of course there's lots which imposes divorces[00:03:26]

Send that ass right to the morgue[00:03:29]

Well there you have it[00:03:30]

Keep thin trim[00:03:34]

Keep your mariage healthy[00:03:35]

Do you know what i mean [00:03:36]

Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler[00:03:37]

Women Lose Weight - Morcheeba[00:03:42]