所属专辑:Charango
歌手: Morcheeba
时长: 04:17
What a surprise[00:00:00]
Open your eyes[00:00:01]
Woman advisor[00:00:02]
The name of this entertainement is[00:00:04]
Women lose weight[00:00:06]
Our first years of mariage everything was just great[00:00:07]
But after two kids[00:00:09]
And a weight gain factor[00:00:10]
The fact is[00:00:12]
Now she's pletely unattractive[00:00:13]
Look fat chicks[00:00:15]
I don't mean to sound rude[00:00:16]
I tell her nice hit the gym[00:00:17]
And don't eat so much food[00:00:18]
But no[00:00:20]
Your shallow[00:00:20]
You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth[00:00:21]
But how if desire's is not there[00:00:25]
That's just a delayment[00:00:26]
Divorce is child support alimony payments[00:00:27]
My happiness i doubt discourage[00:00:30]
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage[00:00:32]
Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed[00:00:35]
When you gonna leave your wife[00:00:38]
I tell her soon mommy soon i assume[00:00:39]
Or my destiny is blue[00:00:41]
Interestingly[00:00:43]
The only thing left for me to do is to kill her[00:00:44]
What a surpriser[00:00:46]
Open your eyes[00:00:47]
Woman advisor[00:00:49]
I'm gonna have to kill her[00:00:50]
Of course there's lots which imposes divorces[00:00:51]
Send that ass right to the morgue miss[00:00:54]
What a surprise[00:00:56]
Open your eyes[00:00:58]
Woman advisor[00:00:59]
I'm gonna have to kill her[00:01:00]
Cause there's laws which enforces divorces[00:01:02]
Send that ass right to the morgue miss[00:01:04]
My plans against or shanagans[00:01:06]
Kinda ran thin[00:01:07]
Knowin' nothing about poisoning[00:01:08]
And i can't swim[00:01:10]
Bad intentions pumping[00:01:11]
Might as well become numb[00:01:12]
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong[00:01:14]
But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this[00:01:16]
Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick[00:01:19]
I Guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday[00:01:22]
The day she usually goes food shopping[00:01:25]
Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler[00:01:27]
And Sent her clean over the divider[00:01:29]
You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill[00:01:32]
I thought she has to be dead[00:01:35]
Later on get a call[00:01:37]
(from a) Lieutenant Morgue[00:01:38]
(had me) leapin like a frog[00:01:39]
We need you at the morgue[00:01:41]
So i selfishly persued[00:01:42]
Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her[00:01:45]
What a surprise[00:01:48]
Open your eyes[00:01:48]
Woman advisor[00:01:50]
Come on ya'll know i had to kill her[00:01:52]
Of course there's lots which imposes divorces[00:01:53]
Send that ass right to the morgue miss[00:01:56]
Kill her[00:01:58]
What a surprise[00:01:59]
Open your eyes[00:02:00]
Woman advisor[00:02:01]
I had to kill her[00:02:02]
'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces[00:02:04]
Send her ass right to the morgue[00:02:07]
So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run[00:02:08]
No sir we don't have no clues right now[00:02:12]
This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids [00:02:13]
Pull yourself together sir[00:02:16]
I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this[00:02:18]
I understand I understand[00:02:20]
Catch the person who did this[00:02:23]
We're gonna try sir[00:02:25]
Please[00:02:26]
Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot[00:02:28]
At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like i did it[00:02:31]
Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring[00:02:34]
I heard he was displeased with her weight gain[00:02:38]
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook[00:02:39]
All she does is order from restaurants[00:02:42]
All of the sex you wants[00:02:44]
I doubt could have dressed clothes not washed[00:02:46]
Proper and house look a mess and[00:02:47]
Talking to detectives that was waitin outside[00:02:49]
How i took a long lunch break day the wife died[00:02:52]
I darn near turned pale[00:02:54]
And because of betrayal they indited me gave[00:02:56]
Me an impossible bail[00:02:58]
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent[00:03:00]
Moral of the story is[00:03:02]
Desire is important[00:03:04]
So watch your weight[00:03:05]
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given[00:03:06]
Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her[00:03:08]
What a surpriser[00:03:11]
Open your eyes[00:03:12]
A Woman advisor[00:03:13]
I didn't have to kill her[00:03:14]
Of course there's lots which imposes divorces[00:03:16]
Send that ass right to the morgue[00:03:19]
I killed her[00:03:20]
What a surpriser[00:03:21]
Open your eyes[00:03:22]
A Woman advisor[00:03:23]
I didn't have to kill her[00:03:25]
Of course there's lots which imposes divorces[00:03:26]
Send that ass right to the morgue[00:03:29]
Well there you have it[00:03:30]
Keep thin trim[00:03:34]
Keep your mariage healthy[00:03:35]
Do you know what i mean [00:03:36]
Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler[00:03:37]
Women Lose Weight - Morcheeba[00:03:42]