所属专辑:My Name Is Allan (US Release)
歌手: Allan Sherman
时长: 02:43
The Painless Dentist Song - Allan Sherman[00:00:01]
Beautiful molars [00:00:07]
Lovely bicuspids [00:00:13]
I'm Dr Prentice [00:00:20]
The painless dentist;[00:00:21]
By that what's meant is [00:00:23]
It really doesn't hurt [00:00:24]
This is Miss Klinger;[00:00:26]
You've met her finger [00:00:28]
So open wide [00:00:29]
And Miss Klinger will squirt [00:00:30]
Well well I say there [00:00:37]
We've got decay there [00:00:39]
Can't let it stay there[00:00:40]
And cause you all that pain [00:00:42]
So please Miss Klinger [00:00:44]
Remove your finger [00:00:45]
And won't you hand me[00:00:47]
Down my Novocaine [00:00:48]
It's far worse[00:00:50]
Than I thought it was;[00:00:54]
My charge is gonna be large [00:00:57]
Don't be unwilling [00:01:03]
It's just a filling [00:01:05]
I'm simply drilling[00:01:06]
To dig a little pit [00:01:07]
Don't fight Miss Klinger [00:01:09]
Or bite her finger[00:01:11]
And now while I change[00:01:13]
The drill you can spit [00:01:14]
I hum while you're bleeding;[00:01:21]
It takes your mind off[00:01:27]
The things I grind off [00:01:30]
Your gums are receding;[00:01:33]
You'll have to come back [00:01:40]
We'll build that gum back [00:01:43]
And now if you will open wide [00:01:46]
Miss Klinger's gonna put her[00:01:53]
Whole darn fist inside [00:01:55]
That's it now it's over [00:01:59]
They'll be a puffiness[00:02:05]
Around your cheeks [00:02:07]
You'll have to eat soft food[00:02:09]
For three more weeks [00:02:11]
And if you'll kindly[00:02:12]
Stop those ghastly shrieks [00:02:13]
I'm through [00:02:15]
Beautiful molars [00:02:21]
Lovely bicuspids [00:02:27]
By Dr Prentice[00:02:31]