所属专辑:Ragga Ragga Ragga 14
歌手: General B
时长: 02:43
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)[00:02:43]
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady[00:02:43]
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)[00:02:43]
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady[00:02:43]
Ahem.. excuse me![00:02:43]
Can I have the attention of the class[00:02:43]
For one second?[00:02:43]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)[00:02:43]
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)[00:02:43]
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)[00:02:43]
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)[00:02:43]
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight[00:02:43]
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)[00:02:43]
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"[00:02:43]
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"[00:02:43]
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else[00:02:43]
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt[00:02:43]
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off[00:02:43]
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross[00:02:43]
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass[00:02:43]
Faster than a fat B***h who sat down too fast[00:02:43]
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)[00:02:43]
I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off![00:02:43]
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high[00:02:43]
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy[00:02:43]
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler[00:02:43]
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up[00:02:43]
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)[00:02:43]
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians[00:02:43]
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"[00:02:43]
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to[00:02:43]
I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do[00:02:43]
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper[00:02:43]
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)[00:02:43]
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands[00:02:43]
And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)[00:02:43]
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)[00:02:43]
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'[00:02:43]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)[00:02:43]
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE![00:02:43]
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die[00:02:43]
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive[00:02:43]
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide[00:02:43]
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)[00:02:43]
All my life I was very deprived[00:02:43]
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide[00:02:43]
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)[00:02:43]
I spit when I talk, I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere)[00:02:43]
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits[00:02:43]
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)[00:02:43]
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed[00:02:43]
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)[00:02:43]
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)[00:02:43]
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)[00:02:43]
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had[00:02:43]