《Stuart(Live)》歌词

歌曲： Stuart(Live)

所属专辑：Chaos Rules: Live At The Trocadero (Explicit)

歌手： The Dead Milkmen

时长： 02:20

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Stuart (Album Version) - The Dead Milkmen[00:02:20]

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other[00:02:20]

People, here, in the trailer park. [00:02:20]

Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're[00:02:20]

Good americans. but they're content to sit back, maybe[00:02:20]

Watch a little mork and mindy on channel 57, maybe kick[00:02:20]

Back a cool, coors 16-ouncer. they're good, fine people,[00:02:20]

Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing[00:02:20]

To the soil! [00:02:20]

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers[00:02:20]

In the neighborhood. he's a fine kid. some of the neighbors[00:02:20]

Say he smokes crack, but i don't believe it. [00:02:20]

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.[00:02:20]

Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never[00:02:20]

Ask for anything else as long as i live." so the guy[00:02:20]

Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. [00:02:20]

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's[00:02:20]

The wurster kid, looking up in the tree. i say, "what are[00:02:20]

You looking for?" he says "i'm looking for my burrow owl."[00:02:20]

I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows[00:02:20]

The burrow owl lives. in a hole. in the ground. why the hell do you[00:02:20]

Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" now stuart, do you[00:02:20]

Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are[00:02:20]

Doing to the soil? [00:02:20]

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer[00:02:20]

My oldest boy, bill jr. died. you know that carnival comes into[00:02:20]

Town every year? well this year they came through with a ride[00:02:20]

Called the mixer. the man said, "keep your head, and arms, inside[00:02:20]

The mixer at all times." but bill jr, he was a daaaredevil, just[00:02:20]

Like his old man. he was leaning out saying "hey everybody,[00:02:20]

Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found [00:02:20]

His head over by the snow cone concession. [00:02:20]

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet[00:02:20]

In there. from pueblo, colorado, and it's addressed to bill, jr.[00:02:20]

And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our [00:02:20]

Soil?" [00:02:20]

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,[00:02:20]

With a big underground homosexual population. des moines, iowa,[00:02:20]

Perfect example. look at the soil around des moines, stuart. [00:02:20]

You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government[00:02:20]

Says it's due to poor farming. but i know what's really going on,[00:02:20]

Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.[00:02:20]

They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to[00:02:20]

God. [00:02:20]

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other [00:02:20]

People, here in this trailer park.[00:02:20]