《Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir》歌词

歌曲： Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir

所属专辑：Sweeney Todd

歌手： Stephen Sondheim

时长： 03:42

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Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - Stephen Sondheim[00:00:00]

Written by：Stephen Sondheim[00:00:01]

Ladies and gentlemen[00:00:01]

May I have your attention please[00:00:03]

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair[00:00:07]

To discover your pillow is covered with hair[00:00:09]

What ought not to be there[00:00:13]

Well ladies and gentlemen[00:00:15]

From now on you can waken with ease[00:00:17]

You need never again have a worry or care[00:00:19]

I will show you a miracle marvelous rare[00:00:21]

Gentlemen you are about to see something that rose from the dead[00:00:25]

On the top of my head[00:00:33]

Scarcely a month ago gentlemen[00:00:39]

I was suddenly struck with a rare oriental disease[00:00:40]

Though the finest physicians in london were called[00:00:45]

I awakened one morning amazed and appalled[00:00:47]

To discover with dread that my head was as bald[00:00:49]

As a novice's knees[00:00:51]

I was dying of shame[00:00:53]

Till a gentleman came[00:00:55]

An illustrious barber pirelli by name[00:00:57]

He gave me a liquid as precious as gold[00:01:04]

I rubbed it in daily like what I was told[00:01:08]

And behold[00:01:12]

Only thirty days old[00:01:17]

'Twas pirelli's miracle elixir[00:01:23]

That's what did the trick sir[00:01:27]

True sir true[00:01:29]

Was it quick sir[00:01:31]

Did it in a tick sir[00:01:33]

Just like an elixir ought to do[00:01:34]

How about a bottle mister[00:01:39]

Only costs a penny guaranteed[00:01:41]

Penny buys a bottle I don't know[00:01:43]

You don't need ah let's go[00:01:45]

Does pirelli's stimulate the growth sir[00:01:46]

You can have my oath sir[00:01:49]

'Tis unique[00:01:51]

Rub a minute[00:01:53]

Stimulating in'it[00:01:55]

Soon you'll have to thin it[00:01:57]

Once a week[00:01:59]

Gently dab it gets to be a 'abit[00:02:00]

Soon there'll be enough sir[00:02:04]

Somebody can grab it[00:02:06]

See this chap with hair like shelley's[00:02:08]

You can tell he's used pirelli's[00:02:12]

Let me have a bottle[00:02:16]

Make that two[00:02:17]

Pardon me ma'am what's that awful stench[00:02:17]

Are we standing near an open trench[00:02:19]

Buy pirelli's miracle elixir[00:02:23]

Anything what's slick sir[00:02:26]

Soon sprouts curls[00:02:28]

Try pirelli's[00:02:30]

When they see how thick sir[00:02:31]

You can have your pick sir[00:02:33]

Of the girls[00:02:35]

See pirelli's miracle elixir[00:02:37]

Grow a little wick sir[00:02:39]

Then some fuzz[00:02:40]

The pirelli's[00:02:41]

Soon'll make it thick sir[00:02:41]

Like a good elixir[00:02:42]

Always does[00:02:43]

Trust pirelli's[00:02:44]

If your hair is sick sir[00:02:45]

Fix it in the nick sir[00:02:46]

Don't look grim[00:02:47]

Just pirelli's miracle elixir[00:02:48]

That'll do the trick sir[00:02:49]

What about the money[00:02:50]

If you've got it a kick sir[00:02:51]

What about the money[00:02:53]

Where is this pirelli[00:02:53]

Go and get pirelli[00:02:54]

Tell it to the mixer[00:02:55]

Of the miracle elixir[00:02:56]

If you've got a kick sir[00:02:56]

What about the money[00:02:57]