所属专辑:Sweeney Todd
歌手: Stephen Sondheim
时长: 07:32
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Seems a downright shame[00:07:32]
TODD (spoken):[00:07:32]
Shame?[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Seems an awful waste[00:07:32]
Such a nice plump frame[00:07:32]
Wots his name has[00:07:32]
Had has[00:07:32]
Nor he can't be traced[00:07:32]
Business needs a lift[00:07:32]
Debts to be erased[00:07:32]
Think of it as thrift, as a gift[00:07:32]
If you get my drift[00:07:32]
Seems and awful waste[00:07:32]
I mean...with the price of meat wot it is[00:07:32]
When you get it, if you get it[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Ah[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Good you got it[00:07:32]
Take for instance Ms. Mooney and her pie shop[00:07:32]
Business never better using only p**sy cats and toast[00:07:32]
Now a p**sy's good for maybe six or seven at the most[00:07:32]
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste[00:07:32]
(simultaneously)[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Ms. Lovett, what a charming notion[00:07:32]
Eminently practical[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Well it does seem a waste![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
And yet appropriate as always[00:07:32]
Ms. Lovett, how I've lived without you all these years[00:07:32]
I'll never know![00:07:32]
How delectable![00:07:32]
Also undetectable![00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Think about it[00:07:32]
Lots of other gentlemen'll soon be coming in for a shave[00:07:32]
Won't they?[00:07:32]
Think of[00:07:32]
All them[00:07:32]
Pies![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
How choice![00:07:32]
How rare![00:07:32]
For what's the sound of the world out there?[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
What Mr. Todd, what Mr. Todd[00:07:32]
What is that sound?[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Those crunching noises pervading the air![00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Yes, Mr. Todd, Yes Mr. Todd[00:07:32]
Yes all around[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
It's man devouring man, my dear![00:07:32]
BOTH:[00:07:32]
Then who are we to deny it in here?[00:07:32]
TODD (spoken):[00:07:32]
These are desperate times, Ms. Lovett[00:07:32]
And desperate measures are called for[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Here we are. Hot out of the oven[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
What is that?[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Its priest[00:07:32]
Have a little priest[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Is it really good?[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Sir, it's too good, at least[00:07:32]
Then again they don't commit sins of the flesh[00:07:32]
So it's pretty fresh[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Awful lot of fat[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Only where it sat[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Haven't you got poet or something like that?[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
No you see the trouble with poet[00:07:32]
Is how do you know it's deceased?[00:07:32]
Try the priest![00:07:32]
Lawyer's rather nice[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
If it's for a price[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Order something else, though, to follow[00:07:32]
Since no one should swallow it twice[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Anything that's lean?[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Well then if you're British and loyal[00:07:32]
You might enjoy royal marine[00:07:32]
Anyway it's clean[00:07:32]
Though of course it tastes of wherever it's been![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Is that squire on the fire?[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Mercy no, sir, look closer[00:07:32]
You'll notice its grocer![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Looks thicker, more like vicar[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
No, it has to be grocer[00:07:32]
It's green![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
The history of the world, my love[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Save a lot of graves[00:07:32]
Do a lot of relatives favors[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Is those below serving those up above![00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Everybody shaves so there should be plenty of flavors[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
How gratifying for once to know[00:07:32]
BOTH:[00:07:32]
That those above will serve those down below[00:07:32]
TODD (spoken):[00:07:32]
What is that?[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
It's fop[00:07:32]
Finest in the shop[00:07:32]
Or we have some shepherds pie peppered[00:07:32]
With actual shepherd on top![00:07:32]
And I've just begun[00:07:32]
Is the politician so oily it's served with a doily?[00:07:32]
Have one![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Put it on a bun[00:07:32]
Well you never know if it's going to run![00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Try the friar![00:07:32]
Fried, it's drier![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
No![00:07:32]
The clergy is really too coarse and too mealy![00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Then actor![00:07:32]
It's compacter![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Ah, but always arrives overdone[00:07:32]
(spoken) I'll come again when you have judge on the menu[00:07:32]
Have charity towards the world, my pet![00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
Yes, yes, I know, my love[00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
We'll take the customers that we can get![00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
High-born and low, my love![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
We'll not discriminate great from small[00:07:32]
No, we'll serve anyone[00:07:32]
(simultaneously)[00:07:32]
MS. LOVETT:[00:07:32]
We'll serve anyone![00:07:32]
TODD:[00:07:32]
Meaning anyone![00:07:32]
BOTH:[00:07:32]
And to anyone[00:07:32]
At all![00:07:32]