歌手: 文觉非
时长: 10:52
借靴[00:10:52]
文觉非演唱[00:10:52]
莫志勤撰曲[00:10:52]
广东粤剧院乐队伴奏[00:10:52]
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(引白)[00:10:52]
之乎者也矣焉哉,喜事却从天上来[00:10:52]
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(锣鼓白)[00:10:52]
在下名姓,贾二秀才 [00:10:52]
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(顺口歌)[00:10:52]
我饱读诗书十余载,[00:10:52]
我得闲无事书柜常开,[00:10:52]
问本追源查三代,[00:10:52]
我如流应对我包冇听台,[00:10:52]
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(白)[00:10:52]
哦,咁你读饱书呢你[00:10:52]
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(应白)[00:10:52]
好话啦[00:10:52]
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(接唱)[00:10:52]
论语中庸百家姓,[00:10:52]
古文周易与诗经,[00:10:52]
我头尾都识齐包无剩,[00:10:52]
如果你中间问起呢,[00:10:52]
我就识少几成,[00:10:52]
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(白)[00:10:52]
哦,咁你读枉书呢你[00:10:52]
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(应白)[00:10:52]
乜咁讲[00:10:52]
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(接唱)[00:10:52]
话我读枉诗书我就唔承认,[00:10:52]
鸡春咁大个字我识得几米升,[00:10:52]
祖宗遗落良田有七八顷,[00:10:52]
张张田契呢我重睇得分明,[00:10:52]
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(白)[00:10:52]
啊,咁你系大财主喇嘅噃[00:10:52]
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(应白)[00:10:52]
唔驶讲咯[00:10:52]
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(接唱)[00:10:52]
结友交朋爱游荡,[00:10:52]
洗脚唔抹驶得棍咁光,[00:10:52]
我如今不是个财主相,[00:10:52]
变成穷鬼我县正堂 (锣鼓)[00:10:52]
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(慢中板)[00:10:52]
我贾二秀才,[00:10:52]
闲坐无聊,[00:10:52]
金府送嚟咗一张红柬;[00:10:52]
写着话金八爷,[00:10:52]
佢六秩开日,[00:10:52]
请食寿酒一餐 [00:10:52]
可惜我近来,[00:10:52]
四壁萧条,[00:10:52]
由脚到头冇套衣冠,[00:10:52]
可以耀眼;[00:10:52]
走去东庄,[00:10:52]
头皮硬着,[00:10:52]
揾表弟商借一番 [00:10:52]
借到呢件福儒巾,[00:10:52]
虽则系大过我个头,[00:10:52]
亦可以一时派头硬;[00:10:52]
我又走去西庄,[00:10:52]
揾舅爷出计仔,[00:10:52]
幸已借到呢、呢一件,[00:10:52]
短嘅长衫 [00:10:52]
虽则系着起番上来,[00:10:52]
衫帽不合我嘅身材,[00:10:52]
亦胜过原来一只穷光蛋;[00:10:52]
唯是我嘅脚下边 (锣鼓)[00:10:52]
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(白)[00:10:52]
冇一双体面靴子,上新下旧,即系有头无尾,酒席筵前,难免被人家笑死,这这这这便如何是好呢 有了,后村一个张三员外,做咗一双体面靴子,不如我走去借来一着,岂不为高呢,着 [00:10:52]
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(快中板)[00:10:52]
(锣鼓介)[00:10:52]
廿年老友好交关 [00:10:52]
佢刻薄成家孤寒惯;[00:10:52]
法子想尽死都讲番生 [00:10:52]
扭尽六壬我包无撞板;[00:10:52]
我走走走,[00:10:52]
走去借靴回还,[00:10:52]
我何怕麻烦 (锣鼓) [00:10:52]