《I Can’t Watch This》歌词

歌曲： I Can’t Watch This

所属专辑：Off The Deep End

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:31

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I Can't Watch This - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

I can't watch this I can't watch this[00:00:00]

I can't watch this I can't watch this[00:00:08]

My my my my TV makes me so bored[00:00:14]

Makes me say oh my Lord[00:00:17]

What is this garbage here[00:00:19]

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears[00:00:21]

It sucks and that's no lie[00:00:23]

It's about as much fun as watching paint dry[00:00:25]

Lowers my IQ one notch[00:00:26]

And that's the reason why uh I can't watch[00:00:28]

I told you homeboy I can't watch this[00:00:31]

Yeah nothin' but trash and you know[00:00:35]

I can't watch this[00:00:36]

Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this[00:00:38]

Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this[00:00:43]

Talkin' 'bout sick shows[00:00:45]

There's America's Funniest Home Videos[00:00:46]

I can't believe my eyes[00:00:48]

When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize[00:00:49]

Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof[00:00:52]

Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake[00:00:54]

I hear they got it on the seventeenth take[00:00:57]

That's funny as a kick in the crotch[00:00:59]

And that kind of show uh I can't watch[00:01:01]

Yo I told you I can't watch this[00:01:05]

Change the channel now man I can't watch this[00:01:08]

Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker[00:01:10]

I can't watch this[00:01:13]

Cosby Show and Rosanne[00:01:14]

Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can[00:01:15]

Judge Wopner oh my[00:01:17]

You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy[00:01:19]

Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing[00:01:20]

Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks[00:01:23]

Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks[00:01:26]

Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home[00:01:27]

And sit on their thumbs[00:01:30]

That's word because you know[00:01:32]

I can't watch this[00:01:34]

I can't watch this break it down[00:01:38]

Here's how to order money back guarantee[00:01:42]

Removes tough stains fast[00:01:44]

It tastes more like fresh peanuts[00:01:46]

They keep going and going don't hate me[00:01:48]

Because I'm beautiful[00:01:50]

Could be dandruff our prices are insane[00:01:51]

Stop Prime Time[00:01:55]

I'm pretty sure I'll be sick[00:01:57]

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick[00:01:59]

Or that guy with the real flat hair[00:02:00]

That goes 'Woof woof woof[00:02:02]

And waves his fist in the air[00:02:03]

Those weird talk shows[00:02:04]

About transsexual Nazi Eskimos[00:02:06]

They're rude crude and vile[00:02:07]

Just for a minute let's flip down the dial[00:02:09]

Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this[00:02:11]

Look man I can't watch this[00:02:17]

I can't take this torture no more I can't[00:02:20]

I can't watch this pay the bills[00:02:21]

Station break break it down[00:02:24]

Operators are standing[00:02:26]

Cubic zirconium necklace[00:02:27]

You're soaking in it[00:02:29]

And our fabulous swimsuit issue[00:02:29]

When you've got a headache this big[00:02:31]

Read the book[00:02:33]

This is your brain on drugs[00:02:34]

I've fallen and I can't get up[00:02:36]

Stop Cable Time[00:02:39]

HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV[00:02:40]

I might like 'em more after my lobotomy[00:02:43]

Now why did I ever pay for this junk[00:02:47]

I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk[00:02:51]

Just brainless blood and guts[00:02:54]

And mindless T&A[00:02:56]

It's awful it's putrid it's crummy[00:02:58]

It's stupid gonna throw my set away[00:02:59]

I can't watch this I can't watch this[00:03:01]

I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this[00:03:08]

I told you can't watch this too hip[00:03:14]

Can't watch this[00:03:19]

Get me outta here can't watch this[00:03:22]