歌手: Allan Sherman
时长: 02:36
Me - Allan Sherman[00:00:01]
Counting both feet I have ten toes[00:00:10]
They're not lady toes they're men toes[00:00:18]
And I keep them as mementoes[00:00:24]
For I love them tenderly[00:00:30]
All my hands are full of fingers[00:00:35]
Very good as doorbell ringers[00:00:42]
And the thought of fingers lingers[00:00:48]
In my haunted memory[00:00:52]
In the middle is my carcass[00:00:59]
And I always dress my carcass[00:01:04]
In the best from Neiman-Marcus[00:01:11]
That's a big store in Big D[00:01:18]
There are other things about me[00:01:30]
Which I'll show you if you doubt me[00:01:36]
Things that would not work without me[00:01:41]
Like my elbow and my knee[00:01:47]
On my face two eyebrows[00:01:54]
They're not your brows they're my brows[00:02:01]
Behind those eyebrows[00:02:08]
That's where you'll find me[00:02:16]