《Too Drunk to Karaoke》歌词

歌曲： Too Drunk to Karaoke

所属专辑：Songs from St. Somewhere

歌手： Toby Keith&Jimmy Buffett

时长： 04:03

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Too Drunk to Karaoke - Toby Keith (托比·凯斯)/Jimmy Buffett[00:00:00]

Last night at the bar it was karaoke night[00:00:12]

Yeah everybody down there was feeling alright[00:00:20]

They got big margarita pitchers two for one[00:00:28]

Yum yum [00:00:33]

They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun[00:00:36]

When I signed up I was ready to go[00:00:40]

But they didn't call my name for an hour or so[00:00:47]

Damned if they didn't make me wait too long[00:00:55]

I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon song[00:01:03]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:01:07]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:01:11]

If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be[00:01:15]

Too drunk to karaoke just like me[00:01:19]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:01:23]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:01:27]

Well the place got rockin' temptation was strong[00:01:31]

All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on[00:01:39]

Well I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair[00:01:46]

But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair[00:01:54]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:01:58]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:02:02]

You can sing in the shower till you sound real good[00:02:06]

You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood[00:02:10]

But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand[00:02:14]

You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans[00:02:18]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:02:22]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:02:25]

If you ask me hell I killed that song [00:02:46]

When I looked around everybody was gone[00:02:50]

Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age[00:03:01]

They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage[00:03:09]

You're too drunk to karaoke[00:03:13]

That's what they told me[00:03:15]

You're too drunk to karaoke[00:03:17]

How can that be [00:03:19]

You don't have to be good don't have to be refined[00:03:21]

You just have to be a legend in your own mind[00:03:25]

Don't have to rehearse or even sing on key[00:03:29]

Just prove that theory of drunkativity[00:03:32]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:03:37]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:03:41]

Look at me [00:03:43]

You're too drunk to karaoke[00:03:45]

Just like me[00:03:47]

Too drunk to karaoke[00:03:48]