所属专辑:Jhelli Beam
歌手: Busdriver
时长: 05:10
Fishy Face - Busdriver[00:00:01]
My love jet was supposed to be fuel efficient[00:00:19]
But everybody knows that is just a boobish misprint[00:00:22]
On the brochure; Oh sure such a hubris is fit[00:00:25]
To procure your pure yeah prudish princess [00:00:29]
Back when I put my reproductive glands in a plaster cast[00:00:32]
Thinking that my Woody Woodpecker would always flabbergast[00:00:35]
But my head trouser snake is more like a pamper asp[00:00:38]
And I never had the candor to ask "Am I really all that " (Uh )[00:00:42]
Way before I ever got to pinch the folds[00:00:46]
Of the hottest chicks comic strips were like ninja scrolls [00:00:48]
And my heart was an iridescent listless cove[00:00:52]
Yeah I'm echoing the rhetoric of pimpin' hoes[00:00:55]
From the homies sipping on a Michelob[00:00:58]
Yeah f**k them niggas they can all just lick my chode [00:01:01]
Because I speak in amorous whispers that wisp her lobe [00:01:05]
I said I speak in amorous whispers that wisp her lobe [00:01:08]
But in order for a lady to ever admit my bulge[00:01:11]
I need an entrance fee or an encryption code [00:01:15]
Should I start cookin' crack on the kitchen stove [00:01:18]
Actin' like a superfly stupefied wearing an Egyptian robe [00:01:21]
Or just join a swing band get a wingman[00:01:24]
Maybe I can pull girls with the old pick-and-roll [00:01:28]
I need a beauty queen from movie scenes to kiss this toad[00:01:31]
Not my goofy schemes resulting in me getting a fist to the nose [00:01:34]
Hey I make that fishy face that kissy face[00:01:38]
When I'm throwin' "what ifs" at your puffed lips [00:01:42]
Hey I make that fishy face that kissy face[00:01:45]
When my sky's beneath your shoes [00:01:48]
Don't go no die slowly cuz we don't get along no more [00:01:52]
And so I figured I could draft a piece of fiction[00:02:04]
While you were waiting for food at the pizza kitchen[00:02:07]
Just romanticize the idea of being grief-stricken[00:02:10]
Yeah all grumpy and bummy and all fleabitten[00:02:14]
And now your sex drive is revved up within each piston[00:02:17]
I found the perfect way for a nigga to meet chickens[00:02:20]
I'm now the persnickety palindrome piecer[00:02:24]
Her fidgety xylophone seeker[00:02:26]
Suffering in a used car FUBAR with my teeth missin' [00:02:28]
And now I bone a range of after party harlots[00:02:30]
Kickin' this old game like an Atari cartridge[00:02:33]
Just from freelancing with a socialist tribune I get poon[00:02:37]
And give dick to who wants the goo gob[00:02:41]
And diss Lou Dobbs and Brit Hume like[00:02:43]
Smooches kisses smooches kisses[00:02:44]
Smooches kisses smooches kisses[00:02:47]
Smooches kisses smooches kisses[00:02:51]
Smooches kisses smooches smooches[00:02:54]
Hey I make that fishy face that kissy face[00:02:57]
When I'm throwin' "what ifs" at your puffed lips [00:03:00]
Hey hey hey I make that fishy face that kissy face[00:03:04]
When my sky's beneath your shoes [00:03:08]
Come on now no one thinks that real niggas love rappin' nerdy[00:03:11]
Or go to art exhibits and museums and view taxidermy [00:03:14]
So go date a slew of tax attorneys[00:03:18]
Who have logistically mapped their thirties[00:03:20]
But I put them fools on padded gurneys[00:03:21]
I hit it when your ass was fat and perky[00:03:23]
But now you look like a Susan Sarandon doll[00:03:25]
And I'm as volatile as a human cannon ball[00:03:28]
I still rap like it's commentary for a horse race[00:03:31]
With the political impetus of John Kerry's court case[00:03:33]
For a vote recount--I got O G clout[00:03:36]
I tell hoes "Peace out" when they become bitter Strawberry Shortcakes[00:03:37]
I move on sleep on a futon arbitrarily in a storage space[00:03:41]
From now on I solemnly make a pledge[00:03:44]
To move her in just cause she's great in bed[00:03:46]
And grate hearts up on a serrated edge[00:03:48]
And break a year lease[00:03:49]
While screamin' in your ear piece[00:03:50]
Hey I make that fishy face that kissy face[00:03:51]
When I'm throwin' "what ifs" at your puffed lips[00:03:54]
Hey I make that fishy face that kissy face[00:03:57]
When my sky's beneath your shoes[00:04:00]
Don't go no die slowly cuz we don't get along no more[00:04:04]
Don't go no die slowly cuz we don't get along no more[00:04:11]
Don't go no die slowly cuz we don't get along no more[00:04:17]
Don't go no die slowly cuz we don't get along no more[00:04:24]
Don't go no die slowly cuz we don't get along no more[00:04:30]