《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：Extreme Hip Hop Hits

歌手： Hip-Hop Nation

时长： 04:28

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The Real Slim Shady - Halloween Hit Band[00:00:00]

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May i have your attention please[00:00:02]

大家往我这儿看[00:00:05]

May i have your attention please[00:00:05]

大家往我这儿看[00:00:07]

Will the real slim shady please stand up[00:00:07]

真正的Slim Shady站起来好吗[00:00:09]

I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up[00:00:09]

我重复一下 真正的Slim Shady站起来好吗[00:00:14]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:14]

看来好像是出问题了[00:00:18]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

你们好像从来没见过白人似的[00:00:20]

Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

下巴都掉到地上了 像Pam那样 看见Tommy闯进来[00:00:23]

Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

然后就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热[00:00:24]

They first get divorced throwing her over furniture[00:00:24]

他们先离婚 她被扔起飞过家具[00:00:26]

It's the return of the[00:00:26]

这是那谁的回归吗[00:00:28]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he[00:00:28]

等等 你在开玩笑[00:00:32]

And dr dre said[00:00:32]

dr dre说[00:00:33]

Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement[00:00:33]

他什么都没说 笨蛋 Dre早死了 被我锁在地下室了[00:00:36]

Feminist women love eminem[00:00:36]

女权主义者爱eminem[00:00:37]

Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him[00:00:37]

因为他满脑子都是女人 烦透他了[00:00:40]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:40]

他手塞兜里到处溜达[00:00:42]

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though[00:00:42]

正招惹了谁 你懂的 还挺可爱的[00:00:44]

Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:44]

是啊 我脑子可能出了毛病[00:00:47]

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:47]

但没有比你父母卧房中发生的更糟[00:00:50]

Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose[00:00:50]

有时想在电视上爆点料 但我不能这么做[00:00:52]

But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose[00:00:52]

但搞死了一头鹿 Tom Green可自豪了[00:00:54]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:54]

我背对着你[00:00:56]

And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:56]

如果我幸运的话，你或许会轻轻给我一个吻[00:00:59]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:00:59]

那你在暗示我 我们该要孩子了吗[00:01:01]

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:01]

我希望他们不知道女人的私处[00:01:03]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:03]

当然他们会知道什么是**[00:01:05]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:05]

在上四年级的时候[00:01:06]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:06]

他们就开始看探索频道了[00:01:08]

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:08]

我们都是哺乳动物 有的还是食人族[00:01:10]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:10]

他们把人当哈密瓜一样切[00:01:11]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:11]

但既然我们玩死了动物和羚羊[00:01:13]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:13]

那为啥不成全两个真心相爱的男人[00:01:16]

But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote[00:01:16]

要是你跟我想的一样 我有解药[00:01:18]

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:18]

女人们挥舞着你的衬裤 齐声唱歌 然后就[00:01:22]

I'm slim shady[00:01:22]

我就是slim shady[00:01:22]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:01:22]

是的 我是真的shady[00:01:23]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:01:23]

其他的都是冒充的[00:01:26]

So won't the real slim shady[00:01:26]

不是真正的slim shady[00:01:27]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:01:27]

真的Slim Shady 站起来吧[00:01:31]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:01:31]

因为我是slim shady[00:01:32]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:01:32]

是的 我是真的Shady[00:01:33]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:01:33]

其他的都是冒充的[00:01:35]

So won't the real slim shady[00:01:35]

不是真正的slim shady[00:01:36]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:01:36]

真的Slim Shady 站起来吧[00:01:40]

Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:40]

Will smith为了卖唱片开始文雅起来了[00:01:42]

Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:42]

我真想骂死他 连带你也骂了[00:01:44]

You think i give a damm about a grammy[00:01:44]

你认为我不在乎格莱美奖[00:01:46]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:46]

过半的评论家根本不睬我[00:01:49]

But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:49]

Slim要是你赢了 你不认为那不可思议吗[00:01:51]

Why so you guys can just lie to get me here[00:01:51]

为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来[00:01:53]

So you can sit me here next to britney spears[00:01:53]

你们可以坐我的位子，就能挨着布兰妮了[00:01:56]

Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:56]

该死的 克里斯蒂娜最好能跟我换个位子[00:01:57]

So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst[00:01:57]

这样我就可以坐在carson daly和fred durst旁边[00:02:00]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:00]

然后听他们吵到底是谁先被她踹了[00:02:03]

Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv[00:02:03]

小坏蛋 把我从MTV上拽下来透透气[00:02:05]

Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe[00:02:05]

是呀，他很可爱，但我认为他会娶kim 呵呵呵[00:02:07]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:07]

我应该在MP3上下载她的歌[00:02:09]

And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd[00:02:09]

然后再让全世界看看你是怎么把性病传给eminem的 [00:02:12]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:12]

你们那些小屁孩真让我浑身不爽[00:02:15]

So i've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:15]

所以我才来这里搞破坏[00:02:16]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:16]

还有无数的人像我一样[00:02:18]

Who cuss like me[00:02:18]

他们像我一样爆粗口[00:02:19]

Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:19]

该死的 像我一样[00:02:20]

Who dress like me[00:02:20]

穿得像我一样[00:02:21]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:21]

一举一动都像我[00:02:22]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:22]

他们几乎是最棒了[00:02:24]

But not quite me[00:02:24]

但还不如我[00:02:25]

I'm slim shady[00:02:25]

我是slim shady[00:02:26]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:02:26]

是的 我是真的Shady[00:02:27]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:02:27]

其他的都是冒充的[00:02:29]

So won't the real slim shady[00:02:29]

不是真正的slim shady[00:02:31]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:02:31]

真的Slim Shady 站起来吧[00:02:34]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:02:34]

因为我是slim shady[00:02:35]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:02:35]

是的 我是真的Shady[00:02:36]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:02:36]

其他的都是冒充的[00:02:39]

So won't the real slim shady[00:02:39]

不是真正的 slim shady[00:02:40]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:02:40]

真的Slim Shady 站起来吧[00:02:43]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:02:43]

听我说唱是种精神享受[00:02:45]

Cause i'm only giving you[00:02:45]

因为我只会奉献[00:02:46]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:02:46]

你在起居室里和朋友们开的玩笑 [00:02:48]

The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:02:48]

不同的是我有种 敢说 [00:02:52]

And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:02:52]

在你们面前我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴巴抹了层糖似[00:02:53]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:53]

我拿着麦克风并朝它吐口水[00:02:55]

And whether you like to admit it[00:02:55]

管你能不能接受[00:02:56]

I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:02:56]

我会把它搞得更好 九成同行都没这个能耐[00:02:58]

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums[00:02:58]

你会好奇小孩子**了一样买我的专辑 [00:03:01]

Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30[00:03:01]

这很有趣 因为达到这个水平我已经三十了[00:03:04]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:04]

我是第一个敢在看护之家里轻浮护士的人[00:03:06]

Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking[00:03:06]

我捏护士们的** 然后亲热[00:03:09]

But this whole bag of viagra[00:03:09]

一袋子的伟哥都没用[00:03:11]

And every single person is a slim shady lurkin[00:03:11]

在每个人的内心都隐藏着一个Slim Shady[00:03:13]

He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings[00:03:13]

他也许在汉堡王里工作，往洋葱圈里吐唾沫[00:03:15]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:15]

他也许在趴车场 开着车转圈圈[00:03:17]

Screaming i don't give a f**k[00:03:17]

尖叫吧 我一点都不放在心上[00:03:18]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:18]

把窗子拉下 亲热时情绪高涨[00:03:20]

So will the real shady please stand up[00:03:20]

所以真正的Slim 站出来吧[00:03:22]

And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:22]

伸出你的中指[00:03:24]

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:24]

为你不受控制而感到自豪吧[00:03:25]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:25]

来咱们再来一次 声音再大点儿 继续唱[00:03:29]

Cuz i'm slim shady[00:03:29]

因为我是 slim shady[00:03:30]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:03:30]

是的 我是真的Shady[00:03:31]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:31]

其他的都是冒充的[00:03:33]

So won't the real slim shady[00:03:33]

不是真正的 slim shady[00:03:35]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:03:35]

真的Slim Shady 站起来吧[00:03:38]

Becuase i'm slim shady[00:03:38]

因为我是slim shady[00:03:39]

Yes i'm the real shady[00:03:39]

是的 我是真的Shady[00:03:40]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:40]

其他的都是冒充的[00:03:43]

So won't the real slim shady[00:03:43]

不是真正的 slim shady[00:03:44]

Please stand up please stand up please stand up[00:03:44]

真的Slim Shady 站起来吧[00:03:49]