《I Feel Like A Milkshake》歌词

歌曲： I Feel Like A Milkshake

所属专辑：Salt In My Tears: The Complete Mercury Masters

歌手： Martin Briley

时长： 03:55

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I Feel Like A Milkshake - Martin Briley[00:00:00]

She wore an apron that[00:00:00]

Was covered in gravy stains[00:00:01]

She had a little green book [00:00:03]

And she had varicose veins[00:00:05]

I was tired I was hungry [00:00:06]

I was ready to snap[00:00:08]

She dropped the steaming gumbo[00:00:09]

Right in my lap[00:00:10]

I was alone [00:00:12]

Otherwise I would have trashed the place[00:00:13]

But I was soothed by the Muzak[00:00:15]

And a beautiful face[00:00:17]

The meat was chewy and[00:00:18]

The chicken was bland[00:00:19]

I'm not a pigeon [00:00:21]

But she had me eating[00:00:22]

Out of her hand[00:00:23]

And I feel and I feel [00:00:25]

And I feel like a milkshake[00:00:27]

I never ordered a slice[00:00:30]

Of life ala mode[00:00:31]

What I need is an earthquake[00:00:33]

I could hide in a crack[00:00:35]

In the road[00:00:37]

And I feel like a milkshake[00:00:39]

She started sponging my pants [00:00:55]

It really tickled[00:00:56]

She took my plate and sank[00:00:57]

Her teeth into my pickle[00:00:59]

She sat down in my lap and[00:01:01]

Started picking my teeth[00:01:02]

She was naked as a baby underneath[00:01:04]

We were lost in a dream[00:01:06]

On a bed of fluffy rice[00:01:07]

When I was grabbed by the chef [00:01:09]

He had a grip like a vise[00:01:10]

He had gold medallions[00:01:12]

And a hairy chest[00:01:14]

I gave him back his wife [00:01:15]

But he was still depressed[00:01:17]

And I feel and I feel [00:01:20]

And I feel like a milkshake[00:01:21]

I never ordered a slice[00:01:24]

Of life ala mode[00:01:25]

What I need is an earthquake[00:01:27]

I could hide in a crack[00:01:29]

In the road[00:01:31]

And I feel like a milkshake[00:01:33]

I tipped heavy so they wouldn't think[00:02:21]

The English were mean [00:02:23]

I saw a ground beef patty[00:02:24]

Hit the coffee machine[00:02:26]

I could tell this gorilla[00:02:27]

Was the moody kind[00:02:28]

I could have used a doggy bag [00:02:30]

But I changed my mind[00:02:31]

One of these hungry days[00:02:33]

When my luck runs dry[00:02:34]

I'm gonna meet that[00:02:35]

Great Soda Jerk in the sky[00:02:36]

He'll set the blender[00:02:38]

For that final frappe[00:02:39]

Wipe the fudge from his beard [00:02:41]

And then he'll probably say[00:02:43]

Do you feel do you feel [00:02:46]

Do you feel like a milkshake[00:02:47]

At the end of your slice[00:02:50]

Of life a la mode [00:02:51]

We could split a[00:02:53]

Devil's food cake[00:02:54]

But the man with the van[00:02:55]

Never showed[00:02:56]

So we'll both have a milkshake[00:02:59]