《Headline News》歌词

歌曲： Headline News

所属专辑：Permanent Record: Al In The Box

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:50

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Headline News - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

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Once there was this kid who[00:00:14]

曾经有那么个小伙子[00:00:19]

Took a trip to Singapore[00:00:19]

去新加坡走了一趟[00:00:21]

And brought along his spraypaint[00:00:21]

还带着他的喷漆[00:00:24]

And when he finally came back[00:00:24]

在他回来的时候[00:00:29]

He had cane marks all over his bottom[00:00:29]

他的屁股布满了藤条痕[00:00:37]

He said that it was from when[00:00:37]

他说那都是来自[00:00:40]

The warden whacked it so hard[00:00:40]

监狱长的酷刑[00:00:53]

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Once there was this girl who[00:00:59]

曾经有那么个女孩[00:01:01]

Swore that one day she would be[00:01:01]

发誓总有一天她会成为[00:01:04]

A figure skating champion[00:01:04]

拿到溜冰冠军的人[00:01:06]

And when she finally made it[00:01:06]

在她终于做到的时候[00:01:12]

She saw some other girl who was better[00:01:12]

她看到有另一个女孩比她还出色[00:01:20]

So she hired some guy[00:01:20]

于是她就请了些人[00:01:23]

To club her in the knee cap[00:01:23]

去打伤她的膝盖[00:01:30]

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They got paid for their sound-bites[00:01:50]

他们都因这些事件受惠了[00:01:55]

And sold their TV movie rights[00:01:55]

还把故事的使用权 卖给了电视电影[00:02:00]

And then there was this guy who[00:02:00]

之后又有那么一个家伙[00:02:08]

Made his wife so mad one night[00:02:08]

让他的老婆生气到[00:02:11]

That she cut off his weiner[00:02:11]

在一天夜里把他杀了[00:02:13]

And when he finally came to[00:02:13]

当他终于睡醒的时候[00:02:19]

He found that little Mr Happy was missing[00:02:19]

他发现 欢乐先生 不见了[00:02:27]

He couldn't quite explain[00:02:27]

他没法解释这一切[00:02:30]

It had always just been there[00:02:30]

因为它一直以来都呆在那啊[00:02:38]

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