歌手: Lil Dicky
时长: 04:31
White Dude - Lil Dicky[00:00:00]
And you ain't even want it wit da boy[00:00:12]
Cuz the way I'm living life[00:00:14]
Is a muthaf**king joy[00:00:15]
On some grown man B.I[00:00:16]
I could have been a girl[00:00:17]
Or any ethnicity up in the world[00:00:19]
But I'm rolling with the top back[00:00:21]
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at[00:00:22]
I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap[00:00:24]
Me and the crew[00:00:27]
Are really doing everything that we like to[00:00:27]
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude[00:00:30]
Sh*t I'm living good up in this b**ch[00:00:33]
Dicky rolling round the city blowing good up in that wip[00:00:35]
I ain't black or Dominican not Hispanic or Indian[00:00:38]
So imprisonment is not a predicament I envision[00:00:40]
For a white boy[00:00:43]
Holl atcha muthaf**king kike boy[00:00:44]
Higher than a muthaf**king kite it's alight boy[00:00:46]
They ain't suspicious of Jews[00:00:49]
I'll show contrition it's cool[00:00:51]
Slap on the wrist get ma daddy to choose[00:00:52]
One of them top lawyers DAT be rolling round in his crew[00:00:54]
I'm eating chop soy and bowling on a carnival cruise[00:00:57]
Das what I do kid[00:00:59]
Happy that my name ain't stupid[00:01:01]
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids[00:01:02]
But now I'm farting overeating at meals[00:01:06]
If ain't I gotta theme party I won't be at goodwill[00:01:08]
I'm dentist paying tennis playing smelling on some Cabernet[00:01:10]
And I ain't gay but if I was everything would be okay look[00:01:13]
I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes[00:01:16]
But ma premium channels mean Tyler Perry's never live[00:01:19]
Getting tickets they sick I sit at the eagle 45[00:01:21]
Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive[00:01:24]
And you ain't even want it wit da boy[00:01:28]
Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy[00:01:30]
On some grown man B.I[00:01:32]
I could have been a girl[00:01:34]
Or any ethnicity up in the world[00:01:35]
But I'm rolling with the top back[00:01:37]
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at[00:01:39]
I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap[00:01:41]
Me and the crew[00:01:43]
Are really doing everything that we like to[00:01:44]
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude[00:01:47]
Yeah it's little di in this b**ch ho[00:01:49]
Happy that I'm white but relieved I ain't a chick yo[00:01:52]
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up[00:01:55]
Or straighten hair I ain't given a damn[00:01:57]
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthaf**ka[00:01:59]
They up in heels[00:02:01]
And tummy tucking they don't grub except for takin' them pills foreal[00:02:02]
And I won't bleach sh*t[00:02:06]
I won't gotta eat dick[00:02:07]
I ain't bleeding up out ma penis[00:02:08]
Smoking the w**d I won't fall asleep because I'm cheefing[00:02:10]
In disagreements I participate without weeping[00:02:13]
And when I'm freaking I'm getting dips high fives and all that[00:02:15]
Ma rep going up and at best ho a slut[00:02:19]
So what up[00:02:21]
Ya boy cut up[00:02:22]
But eat butter[00:02:23]
And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother to still love her[00:02:24]
And I been getting better looking with age[00:02:27]
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face[00:02:29]
I go on dates and never have to worry about getting raped[00:02:43]
And I watch a game and never have to worry about how it's played[00:02:45]
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake[00:02:48]
And if impregnate I can pack a bag and be on my way[00:02:51]
But good luck girl[00:02:54]
And you ain't even want it wit da boy[00:02:55]
Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy[00:02:57]
On some grown man B.I[00:02:59]
I could have been a girl[00:03:01]
Or any ethnicity up in the world[00:03:02]
But I'm rolling with the top back[00:03:04]
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at[00:03:06]
I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap[00:03:08]
Me and the crew[00:03:10]
Are really doing everything that we like to[00:03:11]
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude[00:03:13]