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Professional Rapper (专业说唱者) - Lil Dicky/Snoop Dogg (史努比狗狗)[00:00:00]
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Written by:Snoop Dogg/Lil Dicky[00:00:01]
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Hello how can I help you[00:00:03]
有什么需要帮忙的吗[00:00:05]
Hi my name's Dave Burd I have an appointment today[00:00:05]
我叫戴夫博得 我今天有预约[00:00:09]
It's probably under Lil Dicky actually I'm a I'm a rapper so[00:00:09]
是以小屌哥的名字预约的 我是个说唱歌手[00:00:13]
OK and who are you here to see[00:00:13]
好的 那请问你要找谁[00:00:15]
Uh Snoop Dogg says here Snoop D O G G[00:00:15]
是叫史努比狗狗 这里写着呢[00:00:19]
Oh yeah he's right down the hall first door to your right[00:00:19]
他就在走廊那边 你右转第一个门就是[00:00:23]
Give him a knock and he should be right with you[00:00:23]
敲一下门 他就让你进去了[00:00:25]
Thanks it's uh this door right here right[00:00:25]
谢谢 是那个门吗[00:00:27]
Mm hmm[00:00:27]
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Thank you[00:00:28]
谢谢你[00:00:30]
Grab a seat[00:00:30]
请坐[00:00:31]
Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet[00:00:31]
谢谢 我叫戴夫 非常高兴见到你[00:00:33]
Dave what it do you can call me Dogg[00:00:33]
戴夫你可以直接叫我狗狗就好[00:00:35]
Let me just check your sheet[00:00:35]
先看一下你的简历[00:00:36]
No problem sir let me just say[00:00:36]
没问题 我想说[00:00:38]
I'm a big fan of the sh*t that y'all make[00:00:38]
我是你的死忠粉 听过你所有的歌[00:00:40]
I can't lie I been thinking about this all day[00:00:40]
这不是撒谎 我激动了一整天[00:00:41]
All good there's a reason that we called Dave let me start with your background[00:00:41]
听起来不错 戴夫 先来说一下你的背景吧[00:00:44]
Where you come from[00:00:44]
你来自哪里[00:00:45]
Sure I was undergrad down there in Richmond[00:00:45]
好的 我毕业于里奇蒙大学[00:00:47]
Before that[00:00:47]
在那之前[00:00:47]
Oh you talking bout my hometown[00:00:47]
你是说我的家乡吗[00:00:49]
Yeah[00:00:49]
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I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly[00:00:49]
我来自费城的一个小镇[00:00:51]
Old town called Cheltenham[00:00:51]
一个叫做切尔滕纳姆的小镇[00:00:52]
It was in the suburbs upper middle wealth around[00:00:52]
那里的居民大部分都是中产阶级以上[00:00:54]
So real sh*t you ain't never had to struggle for much[00:00:54]
所以你懂的 生活并不需要努力拼搏[00:00:56]
I wouldn't say it like that we just had a different kind of trap[00:00:56]
也不能这样说 就是人生历程可能会有些不一样[00:00:58]
Elaborate[00:00:58]
具体一点[00:00:59]
Well I ain't never had a tool[00:00:59]
好的 我没有天赋[00:01:00]
But I had to be the man at school[00:01:00]
但我需要学习[00:01:02]
Like I was doing sh*t I had to do so when I finished undergrad[00:01:02]
拼命地学习 毕业之后[00:01:04]
I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted[00:01:04]
我发现工作并不难找[00:01:06]
But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping[00:01:06]
但是又发现想做的工作并没有预想的那么有趣[00:01:08]
Yeah[00:01:08]
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And I saw it quick all the flaws[00:01:08]
我发现了很多问题[00:01:09]
That be coming when you grow up like that[00:01:09]
成长过程中必须面临的问题[00:01:11]
When you been racing them rats you ain't been making them raps[00:01:11]
与小人竞争并不会给自己带来任何好处[00:01:13]
Boo hoo what a hardship[00:01:13]
原来这么不容易啊[00:01:15]
How you paid to get the rap sh*t started[00:01:15]
那你最开始说唱的钱是从哪里来的[00:01:16]
Man my bar Mitzvah money[00:01:16]
我13岁成人礼上收到的[00:01:17]
But don't diss me buddy[00:01:17]
不要鄙视我伙计[00:01:18]
I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose[00:01:18]
我不像其他的说唱歌手那样一无所有[00:01:21]
I must've wanted this a lot I had something to choose[00:01:21]
我很想有进一步发展 而且我还有其他选择[00:01:23]
Ha look at that I can say there's something to prove up in your a**[00:01:23]
别这样说 你说不定真能成[00:01:25]
Yeah I guess[00:01:25]
希望如此[00:01:26]
That's enough of the past what makes you want to do rap[00:01:26]
我已经大致了解了你的过去 来说说你为什么想要说唱[00:01:28]
Oh my god it's the best[00:01:28]
我感觉说唱太棒了[00:01:29]
B**ches let me draw up on their breasts[00:01:29]
可以在美女粉丝胸上签字[00:01:30]
Literally I can reinvent myself[00:01:30]
当然也可以重塑我自己[00:01:31]
I get a forum to project myself[00:01:31]
有一个平台来展示我自己[00:01:33]
It's never boring every morning I wake up and try to best myself[00:01:33]
每天早晨起来 我都会想着如何让自己变得更好[00:01:35]
I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself[00:01:35]
不受外界的限制 随意表达自己的想法[00:01:38]
It's kinda healthy[00:01:38]
这很好[00:01:38]
Cool now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals[00:01:38]
说的不错 现在让我们来假想几个场景[00:01:40]
Sure[00:01:40]
好的[00:01:41]
In a club and a couple niggas threaten you[00:01:41]
在夜店 你被几个人威胁[00:01:42]
Uh I wouldn't do sh*t[00:01:42]
我不会找死的[00:01:44]
And I don't even get what that got to do with this[00:01:44]
这和说唱有什么关系[00:01:46]
Shut the f**k up rap's like life[00:01:46]
你懂啥 说唱源自生活[00:01:47]
If you wanna do this then you won't get far acting like a little b**ch[00:01:47]
你要是想在这条路上走远 就别把自己整的跟白莲花一样[00:01:50]
Nah that's my niche[00:01:50]
这是我的特色[00:01:51]
Don't get offended by this but that's the market y'all missed[00:01:51]
不是故意冒犯 但这样你会错失大好良机[00:01:54]
That's the target I'll hit[00:01:54]
我要更加努力[00:01:55]
And that's the heart of my pitch[00:01:55]
我是真心说唱的[00:01:56]
I wanna do this whole thing different[00:01:56]
我想要与众不同[00:01:59]
What the f**k you mean you wanna do the whole thing different[00:01:59]
与众不同是什么意思[00:02:01]
Uh you know I I think like you know[00:02:01]
你知道我觉得 [00:02:03]
Traditionally people have been doing the job[00:02:03]
人们很长时间一直都是按照[00:02:05]
The same kind of way for a long time[00:02:05]
既定的方式工作[00:02:07]
But traditionally speaking this sh*t works right[00:02:07]
而这样也是行得通的[00:02:10]
Nah like I get that but I I just think that you know[00:02:10]
即便是这样 但是我觉得吧[00:02:13]
You don't know if it could be working even better[00:02:13]
我们其实可以玩出点新意来[00:02:15]
And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out[00:02:15]
你可以在我身上实验一下 看看可不可以[00:02:19]
I don't mean any disrespect by that[00:02:19]
我并没有什么其他的意思[00:02:20]
I'm just saying I have a different background[00:02:20]
只是我的背景与其他大部分人有所不同[00:02:22]
Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant[00:02:22]
会用不同的立场看待问题 与传统会有所不同[00:02:26]
So what are your biggest strengths[00:02:26]
那么你最大的优势是什么[00:02:28]
Well my flow is crazy I can switch that amazing[00:02:28]
我的音调不一般 很是多变[00:02:31]
For example I can be like ain't nobody f**king with Lil Dicky[00:02:31]
我厉害起来没有人能比得过[00:02:33]
When he get up on that sh*t and spit it sick and ridiculous[00:02:33]
我一开口其他人都不算啥[00:02:35]
Ripping this sh*t like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable[00:02:35]
前所未有的韵律 多变的节奏[00:02:37]
Cause I can switch it deliver this sh*t in whatever cadence you b**ches prefer[00:02:37]
我可以随意转换节奏来适应不同的听众[00:02:40]
Alright alright I get it[00:02:40]
我明白了[00:02:41]
Top of that lyrically I'm pretty damn clever go[00:02:41]
不仅是这样 我也很会玩文字游戏[00:02:42]
Got a long bottom b**ch call the hoe Neville whoa[00:02:42]
有个美女叫做内维尔[00:02:44]
And I blow it from the jump derrick rose knee oh[00:02:44]
我一曲成名 而德里克罗斯一跳膝裂[00:02:46]
You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better[00:02:46]
你可以随意夸赞我很聪明[00:02:48]
And y'all been winning like Pistorius it's no feat[00:02:48]
这都不算什么[00:02:50]
Bro I can go on and on[00:02:50]
我还有更多厉害之处[00:02:51]
I'm taking over and they mad like father in laws[00:02:51]
我就是明日之星 其他人暴躁如雷[00:02:53]
OK enough of the punchline that ain't showing me you different than the other guys[00:02:53]
好了 双关够多了 但这不能说明你和其他说唱歌手的区别在哪里[00:02:56]
Well I don't know if they can run it like that[00:02:56]
我不清楚别人是怎样的[00:02:58]
But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap[00:02:58]
但我想没有人能像我这样搞笑说唱[00:02:59]
What's that[00:02:59]
那是什么鬼[00:03:00]
Well I can tell a story about my morning[00:03:00]
我可以给你讲一下我早上看的一个故事[00:03:02]
Watching boy meets world and jerking off to Topanga Lwrence[00:03:02]
叫男孩成长记 然后我就对着里面的托潘加劳伦斯幻想[00:03:04]
Like the 14 year old Topanga[00:03:04]
她可只有14岁呀[00:03:05]
Oh this sh*t like a joke to you[00:03:05]
这很搞笑吗[00:03:07]
I don't get it[00:03:07]
我不能理解[00:03:07]
Nah it ain't like that[00:03:07]
不是你想的那样[00:03:08]
I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual[00:03:08]
我本来就有些无厘头 总是莫名其妙的搞笑[00:03:11]
Like as a guy[00:03:11]
就是这个样子[00:03:11]
So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie[00:03:11]
但拿起麦克风的我才是最真实的我[00:03:13]
Real recognize real right[00:03:13]
实事求是[00:03:15]
Yeah I guess so what you tryna do[00:03:15]
你对你的未来有什么构想[00:03:16]
Five years from now tell me 'bout the dude[00:03:16]
比如说 五年之内[00:03:18]
Well I don't care about the money[00:03:18]
我并不在意钱多少[00:03:20]
Like it's the respect that I'm wanting[00:03:20]
我想要获得名誉[00:03:21]
Honestly I just want to be one of the greats[00:03:21]
说实话 我想要出名[00:03:23]
Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate[00:03:23]
可以获得很多的关注[00:03:24]
I don't wanna leave the game the same[00:03:24]
我想要带来改变[00:03:26]
In a nutshell what's your legacy[00:03:26]
那么你有什么心路历程吗[00:03:27]
Well I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap[00:03:27]
最初进这个圈子 我是想要做自己独特的搞笑说唱[00:03:30]
Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was anti rap[00:03:30]
人们开始发现我们的说唱都是与他们相似的经历[00:03:33]
Yet the fans of rap start to recognize that anti rap[00:03:33]
歌迷开始认可反派说唱[00:03:35]
Is ironically one of the real brands of rap left[00:03:35]
多么讽刺的是 这才是说唱的实质之一[00:03:38]
That sh*t sound pretty damn complex[00:03:38]
听起来可能有些复杂[00:03:39]
I guess I wanna be the best[00:03:39]
我想要做到最好[00:03:41]
I just wanna do it my way[00:03:41]
用我自己的方式[00:03:42]
And turn the whole game sideways[00:03:42]
玩转整个说唱圈子[00:03:43]
And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway[00:03:43]
告诉人们要接受新的方式[00:03:45]
You can make a path while these motherf**kers drive straight[00:03:45]
走出自己的新路[00:03:47]
I ain't mad at that[00:03:47]
我很喜欢这样[00:03:48]
Well thanks man that's my plan of my attack[00:03:48]
谢谢 这就是我的蓝图[00:03:50]
Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques[00:03:50]
让我加入 我不会让你失望[00:03:51]
And I ain't about to win them back to back[00:03:51]
很少有人能比得过我的[00:03:53]
I'm about to win them like[00:03:53]
我和他们可不一样[00:03:54]
It's back to back to back to back to back[00:03:54]
我的能力几乎无人能比[00:03:55]
Til I stop rapping[00:03:55]
除非我不搞说唱[00:03:56]
You ain't even sold a damn album yet[00:03:56]
但你现在连个专辑还没有[00:03:58]
True[00:03:58]
的确[00:03:58]
That's a lot of talk from a wily vet[00:03:58]
就连说唱大咖都不敢这样说[00:03:59]
Let alone a young rook ni**a[00:03:59]
更不要说你一个毛头小子[00:04:01]
You misread me[00:04:01]
你误会了[00:04:01]
Nah this ain't a book ni**a[00:04:01]
这可不像你上学读书那么简单[00:04:03]
Well that's one of my flaws I'm too competitive dawg[00:04:03]
这的确是我的弱项 我太具有竞争力了[00:04:05]
No you just f**king repetitive dawg[00:04:05]
不是的 你只是太唠叨了[00:04:07]
I get it you trying to be better than all[00:04:07]
我明白了 你就是想要成为最好的[00:04:09]
But you ain't sh*t until cheddars involved[00:04:09]
但你现在啥都不是[00:04:11]
I get that I gotta prove myself[00:04:11]
我知道我会证明我自己[00:04:12]
No sh*t you ain't done sh*t[00:04:12]
你现在可是零起点[00:04:14]
Think about that though[00:04:14]
可以这样想[00:04:15]
Only doing this a couple of years[00:04:15]
若干年后[00:04:16]
One tape and I'm like this[00:04:16]
我将会[00:04:17]
This sh*t is aight for your first sh*t[00:04:17]
声名大振[00:04:19]
But you don't know if it's your worst sh*t[00:04:19]
但你没有做最坏的打算[00:04:21]
You don't think finding out would be worth it[00:04:21]
那又怎样 说明我还有进步空间[00:04:22]
It might be it might not[00:04:22]
管他是或者不是[00:04:23]
But I'mma put your a** to work kid[00:04:23]
我会带着你好好干的[00:04:26]
Wait like like I have the job like really[00:04:26]
等一下 我是得到这份工作了吗[00:04:28]
Well one more thing let me see if you could put a hook together[00:04:28]
还有一件事 你唱个副歌给我听一下[00:04:32]
What would you do for the hook for this song[00:04:32]
你会唱怎样风格的副歌[00:04:34]
You want me to make a hook up right now[00:04:34]
你先要我现在就唱吗[00:04:35]
Do I look like the type of ni**a that like repeating himself[00:04:35]
我不希望第二次重复我的话[00:04:38]
Alright uh okay[00:04:38]
好吧 好的[00:04:39]
Man do the hook[00:04:39]
我要开始唱副歌了[00:04:40]
I'm about to be professional[00:04:40]
我要成为专业说唱了[00:04:42]
Homie I'm professional[00:04:42]
伙计 专业说唱[00:04:44]
Uh maybe like a low voice type thing[00:04:44]
声音需不需要低沉一些[00:04:47]
Ni**a that sh*t is garbage man[00:04:47]
我说 你真的很菜[00:04:49]
Well you know I feel like there might have been some upside to it[00:04:49]
就是说 你还有很大的提升空间[00:04:52]
But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that[00:04:52]
我不是怎么擅长即兴说唱[00:04:54]
Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes[00:04:54]
你们不是有时候也会找人唱个副歌啥的[00:04:57]
Sometimes but you know that was some next level Dogg sh*t right there[00:04:57]
只是有时候 这得需要像我这样达到大师水准[00:05:01]
Yeah you know I'm just way better when I get to think things through[00:05:01]
当我理解之后会做的更好[00:05:04]
Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing[00:05:04]
我更擅长使用我的双屏电脑[00:05:06]
Whatever man you trying to smoke a blunt[00:05:06]
随便你吧 要不要来一根[00:05:08]
Right now[00:05:08]
现在[00:05:09]
Yeah[00:05:09]
好的[00:05:10]
Sure[00:05:10]
可以[00:05:11]
D**e Juanita bring some w**d in here please thank you[00:05:11]
胡安妮塔 给我来点烟[00:05:14]
You got it Snoop I'll be right there[00:05:14]
好的 一会就到[00:05:15]
Thanks Juanita super nice woman[00:05:15]
谢谢 你真体贴[00:05:18]
Ni**a why does everything you say sound so soft[00:05:18]
兄弟 你为什么说话总是很温柔[00:05:21]
Uh I really don't wanna be spoken to like that so[00:05:21]
我也不想别人对我这样说话[00:05:25]
Whatever thanks[00:05:25]
不管怎样 谢谢[00:05:26]
Hey I got y'all y'all w**d[00:05:26]
烟拿来了[00:05:28]
Damn that's some great looking w**d it's just so early[00:05:28]
看起来不错 现在会不会有点早[00:05:32]
Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here coffee tea head bottled water[00:05:32]
我可以再来点其他的吗 比如咖啡啦 口活啦 茶啦 瓶装水啦[00:05:36]
D did you just say head[00:05:36]
等一下 你刚才说口活[00:05:38]
Yeah you ain't never got no head before[00:05:38]
你之前都没有玩过吗[00:05:41]
I mean just feels like a lot right now[00:05:41]
我的意思是现在已经很满足了[00:05:45]
OK[00:05:45]
好的[00:05:46]
But what kind of tea do you guys have[00:05:46]
这里都有什么饮料[00:05:47]
We got mint raspberry earl grey English breakfast[00:05:47]
有薄荷茶 覆盆子茶 伯爵茶 还有英国早茶[00:05:50]
Actually I'll take head[00:05:50]
我还是选择口活吧[00:05:52]
I knew your little dirty a** wanted some head[00:05:52]
我就知道你这小子不安好心[00:05:57]