所属专辑:The Art Of Storytelling (Explicit)
时长: 04:36
Hit it [00:00:01]
Aww yea [00:00:07]
Yea [00:00:11]
La di da di la di da di [00:00:13]
La di la di [00:00:18]
You know what you peep this [00:00:22]
La di da di we like to party [00:00:24]
We don't cause trouble we dont bother nobody [00:00:26]
We're just some men that's on the mic [00:00:28]
And when we rock upon the mic [00:00:31]
We rock the mic (right ) [00:00:32]
For all a y'all keepin' y'all in health [00:00:34]
Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self [00:00:36]
Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin' [00:00:39]
That we create so that's our mission so listen [00:00:42]
To what we say because this type of sh*t happens everyday [00:00:45]
I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin' [00:00:49]
Gave myself a (strech up) a mornin' yawn and [00:00:52]
Went to the bathroom to wash up [00:00:55]
Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup [00:00:58]
I said a (mirror mirror ) on the wall [00:01:00]
Who is the top choice of them all [00:01:03]
There was a rumble dumble [00:01:05]
Five minutes it lasted the mirror said [00:01:07]
(you are you concieted bastard ) [00:01:09]
Yo that's true that's why we never have no beef [00:01:13]
So then i washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth [00:01:16]
Used "oil of olay" cause my skin gets pale [00:01:19]
Then i got the files for my fingernails [00:01:22]
True to the style on my behalf[00:01:24]
I put the bubbles in the tub so i could have a bubble bath [00:01:27]
Clean dry was my body and hair [00:01:30]
I threw on my brand new gucci underwear [00:01:32]
For all the girls i might take home [00:01:34]
I got the johnson's baby powder and the (polo colonge) [00:01:38]
Fresh dressed like a millions bucks threw on the valley shoes[00:01:41]
And the fly green socks [00:01:43]
Stepped out the house stopped short oh no [00:01:46]
I went back in i forgot the [00:01:48]
Then i dilly (dally) ran through a (alley) [00:01:51]
Bumped into my old girl (sally) from the (valley) [00:01:54]
This was a girl playing hard to get[00:01:57]
So i said "what's wrong " cause she looked upset[00:01:59]
She said uh (it's all because of you)[00:02:02]
Say what (i'm feeling sad and blue)[00:02:05]
She said what (you went away)[00:02:07]
And now my life is filled with rainy days [00:02:10]
And i love you so how much you'll never know [00:02:14]
Cause you took your love away from me [00:02:18]
Now what was i to do[00:02:24]
She was crying over me and she was feeling blue[00:02:26]
I said "don't cry (dry your eye)[00:02:28]
Here comes your mother with those two little guys"[00:02:31]
Her mean mother steps and says to me ("hi ")[00:02:34]
Hit sally in the face and decked her in the (eye )[00:02:37]
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her (feet)[00:02:39]
Slammed the child on the hard concrete[00:02:42]
The b**ch was strong the kids was gone [00:02:45]
Something was wrong i said what was going on [00:02:47]
I tried to break it up i said stop it leave her[00:02:50]
She said "if i can't have you (she can't either")[00:02:53]
She grabbed me closely by my socks[00:02:57]
So i broke the hell out like i had the chicken pox[00:02:58]
But uh she gave chase she caught up quick[00:03:01]
She put a finger in the face of mc rick and said[00:03:03]
So we can go cruising in my oj and what [00:03:09]
I'll give you all my love today [00:03:14]
What ricky ricky ricky what [00:03:16]
Somehow your words just hypnotize me[00:03:19]
And i just love your jazzy ways[00:03:21]
Yo mc rick my love is here to stay"[00:03:24]
And on and on and on she kept on[00:03:26]
The b**ch been around before my mother's born[00:03:29]
I said "cheer up " i gave her a kiss[00:03:32]
I said "you can't have me i'm too young for you miss"[00:03:35]
She said "no you're not " then she starts crying[00:03:38]
I says "i'm thirty-four" she says ("stop lying ")[00:03:40]
I said "i am -- go ask my mother[00:03:44]
And with your wrinkled p**sy i can't be your lover "[00:03:46]
To the tick tock and you don't stopf[00:03:50]
To the tick tick ya don't hit it [00:03:53]
Doug e fresh y'all give him a round of applause y'all [00:04:25]
Doug e fresh [00:04:29]
Yea what up [00:04:30]