所属专辑:The Little Mermaid: Original Broadway Cast Recording
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Poor Unfortunate Souls (Broadway Cast Recording) (《小美人鱼》音乐剧插曲) - Original Broadway Cast - The Little Mermaid[00:00:00]
Written by:Poor Unfortunate Souls[00:00:00]
My dear sweet child it's what I live for[00:00:00]
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself[00:00:05]
Poor souls with no one else to turn to[00:00:08]
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty[00:00:13]
They weren't kidding when they called me well a witch[00:00:17]
But you'll find that nowadays[00:00:20]
I've mended all my ways[00:00:22]
Repented seen the light and made a switch[00:00:24]
True yes[00:00:27]
And I fortunately know a little magic[00:00:29]
It's a talent that I always have posessed[00:00:32]
And here lately please don't laugh[00:00:36]
I use it on behalf[00:00:38]
Of the miserable lonely and depressed[00:00:39]
Pathetic[00:00:42]
Poor unfortunate souls[00:00:44]
In pain in need[00:00:47]
This one longing to be thinner[00:00:51]
That one wants to get the girl[00:00:52]
And do I help them[00:00:54]
Yes indeed[00:00:56]
Those poor unfortunate souls[00:00:57]
So sad so true[00:01:01]
They come flocking to my cauldron crying[00:01:04]
Spells Ursula please[00:01:06]
And I help them yes I do[00:01:07]
Now it's happened once or twice[00:01:11]
Someone couldn't pay the price[00:01:12]
And I'm afraid I had to rake'em'cross the coals[00:01:14]
Yes I've had the odd complaint[00:01:18]
But on the whole I've been a saint[00:01:20]
To those poor unfortunate souls[00:01:23]
Here's my best offer babykins[00:01:27]
I know a spell that will turn you into a human for three days[00:01:30]
Now it's got a procedural clause sort of a squid pro quo[00:01:35]
Before the sun sets on the third day[00:01:39]
You've got to get dear ol' princey to kiss you[00:01:41]
If you do you'll stay human forever[00:01:44]
And if I don't[00:01:48]
Nothing drastic darling I'm sure oh[00:01:49]
Look small print your soul is mine forever[00:01:51]
And you're doomed to spend eternity in my watery[00:01:55]
Hell soaked lair[00:01:57]
Lawyers don't you just love'em of course[00:01:58]
There is one more thing my fee[00:02:03]
But I don't have anything[00:02:07]
I'm not askin' for much only your voice[00:02:08]
My voice but if I give away my voice how can I ever[00:02:14]
You'll have your looks your pretty face[00:02:18]
And don't underestimate the power of body language[00:02:22]
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber[00:02:29]
They think a girl that gossips is a bore[00:02:32]
Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word[00:02:35]
And after all dear what is idle prattle for[00:02:38]
Come on[00:02:40]
They're not all that impressed with coversation[00:02:41]
True gentlemen avoid it when they can[00:02:44]
But they don't and swoon and fawn[00:02:47]
On a lady who's withdrawn[00:02:49]
It's she who haunts a town who gets a man[00:02:51]
Come on you poor unfortunate soul[00:02:53]
Go ahead[00:02:59]
Make your choice[00:03:00]
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day[00:03:02]
It won't cost much[00:03:05]
Just your voice[00:03:07]
You poor unfortunate soul[00:03:08]
It's sad but true[00:03:12]
If you wanna cross a bridge my sweet you gotta pay the toll[00:03:15]
Take a gulp and take a breath[00:03:18]
Go ahead and sign the scroll[00:03:20]
Flotsam jetsam now I got her boys[00:03:21]
The boss is on a roll[00:03:23]
You poor unfortunate soul[00:03:27]
Beluga sevruga come winds of the caspian sea[00:03:46]
Larynxes glaucitis ad max laryngitis la voce to me[00:03:55]
Now sing sing your voice over to me[00:04:03]
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah[00:04:06]
Sing and keep singing[00:04:15]
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah[00:04:18]
Now swim swim swim swim for your life human child[00:04:28]
Ha ha ha[00:04:36]