《Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other》歌词

歌曲： Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other

所属专辑：American Sounds of the 60’s - Vol. 3

歌手： Allan Sherman

时长： 05:49

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Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]

She wheels her wheelbarrow[00:00:04]

Through streets that are narrow [00:00:08]

Her barrow is narrow her hips are too wide [00:00:11]

So wherever she wheels it [00:00:18]

The neighborhood feels it [00:00:21]

Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side [00:00:25]

In Dublin's fair city [00:00:31]

Where girls are so pretty [00:00:33]

My Molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone [00:00:36]

(That's 256 pounds )[00:00:41]

I don't mind her fat but [00:00:44]

It's not only that but [00:00:53]

She's cockeyed and muscle-bound Molly Malone [00:00:57]

I know a man his name is Lang [00:01:12]

And he has a neon sign [00:01:16]

And Mister Lang is very old [00:01:20]

So they call it Old Lang's Sign [00:01:25]

Oh what have you done Billy Sol Billy Sol [00:01:32]

Oh what have you done charming Billy [00:01:37]

You took almost every cent[00:01:41]

From the you S Government [00:01:44]

Which you spent on fertilizer which is silly [00:01:46]

All day all night Cary Grant [00:01:56]

That's all I hear from my wife is Cary Grant [00:02:00]

What can he do that I can't [00:02:05]

Big deal big star Cary Grant [00:02:10]

Oh the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash [00:02:19]

So I'm having my Volkswagen washed again [00:02:23]

But the way things go with me the way my luck is [00:02:28]

Just as soon as they're finished it will rain [00:02:33]

On top of Old Smoky [00:02:41]

All covered with hair [00:02:43]

Of course I'm referring[00:02:46]

To Smoky The Bear [00:02:48]

Every time you take vaccine [00:03:00]

Take it orally [00:03:02]

As you know the other way[00:03:04]

Is more painfully [00:03:07]

My grandfather's clock was the best ever made[00:03:14]

By the Timex company [00:03:18]

Just like the clock John Cameron Swayze displayed[00:03:23]

Last night on the old tv [00:03:27]

Oh it works under water so perfectly [00:03:32]

And still makes a ticking sound [00:03:37]

Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon [00:03:42]

And that's how the old man drowned [00:03:46]

Do not make a stingy sandwich [00:03:57]

Pile the cold cuts high [00:03:59]

Customers should see salami[00:04:01]

Coming through the rye [00:04:03]

Oh I diet all day and I diet all night [00:04:13]

It's enough to drive me bats [00:04:15]

Got no gravy or potatoes [00:04:17]

'Cause the whole refrigerator's[00:04:18]

Fulla polyunsaturated fats [00:04:19]

Fare thee well Metrecal [00:04:22]

And the others of that ilk [00:04:24]

Let the diet start tomorrow [00:04:26]

'Cause today I'll drown my sorrow[00:04:28]

In a double malted milk [00:04:29]

When you go to the delicatessen store [00:04:36]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:39]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:41]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:43]

I repeat what I just said before [00:04:45]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:48]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:50]

Oh buy the corned beef if you must [00:04:54]

The pickled herring you can trust [00:04:56]

And the lox puts you in orbit aok [00:04:58]

But that big hunk of liverwurst[00:05:03]

Has been there since October First [00:05:05]

And today is the Twenty-Third of May [00:05:08]

So when you go to the delicatessen store [00:05:13]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:05:15]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:05:18]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:05:20]

It'll make your insides awful sore [00:05:22]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:05:25]

Don't buy the liverwurst[00:05:27]