所属专辑:LEHRER, Tom: Evenings with Tom Lehrer (1959)
歌手: Tom Lehrer
时长: 02:58
Next we have the "Dear Hearts And Gentle Peoples" school[00:00:00]
Of songwriting in which the singer tells you that no matter[00:00:03]
How much sin and vice[00:00:06]
And crime go on where he comes from [00:00:07]
It's still the best place in the world because it's home [00:00:09]
You know Sort of gets you [00:00:12]
This example is called "My Home Town "[00:00:14]
I really have a yen[00:00:31]
To go back once again[00:00:34]
Back to the place where no one wears a frown[00:00:36]
To see once more those super-special just plain folks[00:00:41]
In my home town[00:00:46]
No fellow could ignore[00:00:52]
The little girl next door[00:00:54]
She sure looked sweet in her first evening gown[00:00:57]
Now there's a charge for[00:01:02]
What she used to give for free[00:01:03]
In my home town[00:01:06]
I remember Dan the druggist on the corner 'e[00:01:10]
Was never mean or ornery[00:01:17]
He was swell[00:01:19]
He killed his mother-in-law[00:01:22]
And ground her up real well[00:01:24]
And sprinkled just a bit[00:01:26]
Over each banana split[00:01:29]
The guy that taught us math[00:01:32]
Who never took a bath[00:01:35]
Acquired a certain measure of renown[00:01:38]
And after school he sold the most amazing pictures[00:01:42]
In my home town[00:01:46]
That fellow was no fool[00:01:52]
Who taught our Sunday School[00:01:55]
And neither was our kindly Parson Brown[00:01:57]
We're recording tonight[00:02:03]
So I have to leave this line out[00:02:03]
In my home town[00:02:05]
I remember Sam he was the village idiot[00:02:09]
And though it seems a pity it[00:02:16]
Was so[00:02:18]
He loved to burn down houses[00:02:20]
Just to watch the glow[00:02:22]
And nothing could be done[00:02:25]
Because he was the mayor's son[00:02:27]
The guy that took a knife[00:02:30]
And monogrammed his wife[00:02:33]
Then dropped her in the pond[00:02:35]
And watched her drown[00:02:37]
Oh yes indeed [00:02:40]
The people there are just plain folks[00:02:41]
In my home town[00:02:45]
My Home Town - Tom Lehrer[00:02:50]