《Sir Eagle Cock III(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Sir Eagle Cock III(Explicit)

所属专辑：6 Lbs of Sound (Explicit)

歌手： Taintstick

时长： 02:09

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Sir Eagle Cock Iii - Taintstick[00:00:00]

Back in the time before time began[00:00:02]

When the evil sea turtles[00:00:05]

The imagining gunts[00:00:06]

The neckless raccoons[00:00:08]

And the much feared bush pigs of[00:00:10]

Dick Doo walked the Earth[00:00:12]

One man stood for justice for truth [00:00:14]

For all of us[00:00:18]

This is his story[00:00:19]

Handed down from generation to generation[00:00:21]

This is all true[00:00:25]

Join me now the tale[00:00:28]

The greatest you've ever heard[00:00:31]

The bravest of men[00:00:34]

The slayer of guns[00:00:36]

Sir Eagle Cock III[00:00:38]

He comes from these places to Magical World[00:00:41]

Where things are just not quite real[00:00:44]

Where a man with no legs runs a charity race[00:00:48]

And could still finger Jessica Biel[00:00:51]

The man with no penis has come to redeem us[00:00:55]

And save us from all we fear[00:00:58]

The turtles of doom and the vaginas of groomed[00:01:01]

And the gerbils of ridged gear[00:01:05]

Theres a man you can count on on[00:01:08]

Gravity mountain[00:01:10]

And always is up for fun[00:01:12]

If your chick has a friend[00:01:15]

He will always pretend that the[00:01:17]

Bitch isn't ugly or dumb[00:01:19]

There once was a time with out reason or rhyme[00:01:22]

When the one legged sea turtle woke[00:01:25]

It was death or romance so off came his pants[00:01:29]

And he gave her a charity poke[00:01:32]

So gather round children be silent[00:01:36]

And listen to stories you've never heard[00:01:38]

Of neckless raccoons and bush pigs of Dick Doo[00:01:42]

A hero who's half man half bird[00:01:46]

If you think you've seen it you only[00:01:49]

Have dreamed it[00:01:52]

'Cuz eagles have no dick or balls[00:01:53]

A cock in the moly has no baloney[00:01:56]

Our hero has no cock at aaaaaaaaalllllll[00:02:00]