《The Humpty Dance (A Tribute To Digital Underground)》歌词

歌曲： The Humpty Dance (A Tribute To Digital Underground)

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歌手： Ameritz - Tribute

时长： 04:50

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The Humpty Dance (A Tribute To Digital Underground) - Ameritz - Tribute (阿莫瑞兹音乐)[00:00:00]

All right stop whatcha doin cause I'm about to ruin[00:00:12]

The image and the style that ya used to[00:00:14]

I look funny but yo I'm makin money see[00:00:16]

So yo world I hope you're ready for me[00:00:19]

Now gather round I'm the new fool in town[00:00:21]

And my sound's laid down by the Underground[00:00:23]

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf[00:00:26]

So just let me introduce myself[00:00:28]

My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty[00:00:29]

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee[00:00:33]

All the rappers in the And top ten[00:00:35]

Please allow me to bump thee[00:00:37]

I'm steppin tall yall and just like Humpty Dumpty[00:00:39]

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me[00:00:42]

I like to rhyme I like my beats funky[00:00:44]

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy[00:00:47]

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack[00:00:49]

But sometimes I get ridiculous[00:00:52]

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice[00:00:54]

Hey yo fat girl cmere are ya ticklish [00:00:56]

Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny[00:00:58]

It never stopped me from gettin busy[00:01:00]

I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom[00:01:03]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom[00:01:06]

I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee[00:01:07]

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me[00:01:09]

I'm still gettin in the girls pants[00:01:12]

And I even got my own dance[00:01:14]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:01:16]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:01:27]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:01:30]

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump[00:01:33]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:01:36]

People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin"[00:01:40]

That's all right cause I get things cookin[00:01:44]

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me[00:01:46]

But ya can't get near me[00:01:49]

I give em more see and on the floor B[00:01:50]

All the girls they adore me[00:01:53]

Oh yes ladies I'm really bein sincere[00:01:55]

Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear[00:01:57]

My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed[00:01:59]

Big like a pickle I'm still gettin paid[00:02:02]

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge[00:02:04]

Both how I'm livin and my nose is large[00:02:07]

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid[00:02:09]

I use a word that don't mean nothin like looptid[00:02:11]

I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it[00:02:13]

I'm the one who said just grab em in the biscuits[00:02:16]

Also told ya that I like to bite[00:02:18]

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write[00:02:20]

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance[00:02:24]

And now I'm gonna do my dance[00:02:26]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:02:27]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:02:31]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:02:35]

Do ya know what I'm doin doin the Humpty Hump[00:02:39]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:02:42]

Oh yeah that's the break y'all[00:02:47]

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here[00:02:54]

Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself[00:03:01]

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance[00:03:04]

It's real easy to do check it out[00:03:06]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken[00:03:09]

Shakin and twitchin kinda like I was smokin[00:03:13]

Crazy wack funky[00:03:16]

People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty[00:03:16]

That's all right cause my body's in motion[00:03:20]

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion[00:03:22]

Anyone can play this game[00:03:25]

This is my dance yall Humpty Hump's my name[00:03:27]

No two people will do it the same[00:03:29]

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain[00:03:31]

Humpin funkin jumpin jig around shakin ya rump [00:03:34]

And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump[00:03:37]

Him step tell off I'm doin the Hump [00:03:40]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:03:42]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:03:46]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the HumpHumpty[00:03:54]

Do ya know what I'm doin doin the Humpty Hump[00:03:56]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:03:58]

Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:04:03]

White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:04:05]

Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin the hump[00:04:11]

Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:04:21]

Let's get stoopid [00:04:28]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:04:29]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:04:36]

Doin the Humpty Hump[00:04:39]

Doin the Humpty Hump[00:04:42]