所属专辑:I Eat Kids and other songs for Rebellious Children
时长: 02:33
I sneaked into the kitchen[00:00:01]
In the middle of the night [00:00:02]
And I found a chocolate cake[00:00:04]
And I cut it with a knife [00:00:06]
Twelve pieces I did cut [00:00:09]
Eleven of them I ate [00:00:11]
And one by one [00:00:13]
There was almost none left upon the plate [00:00:14]
But before I finished eating [00:00:18]
I saved a little slice[00:00:21]
To give to my baby brother [00:00:23]
'Cause I am very nice [00:00:25]
I crawled back upstairs[00:00:29]
And got my brother out of bed [00:00:31]
And quietly I whispered[00:00:33]
And this is what I said [00:00:35]
As we walked real quiet[00:00:39]
Down the bedroom stairs [00:00:41]
With Tommy sucking his thumb[00:00:43]
And hugging his teddy bear [00:00:45]
I said "Quick quick Tommy [00:00:47]
Look what I found [00:00:49]
Shhhhh Be quiet[00:00:52]
And quickly gulp it down "[00:00:53]
Just then we heard a thump[00:00:59]
And a clumpity clump clump clump [00:01:01]
We knew it was our mommy[00:01:03]
And in the darkness we all bumped [00:01:05]
Then the lights came on[00:01:07]
And I heard her say [00:01:09]
"Blah blah blah blah [00:01:12]
" in her special "blah blah" way [00:01:14]
"Who finished up the cake [00:01:20]
Who's the rotten kid "[00:01:21]
And since Tommy had the last piece [00:01:23]
I said "He did "[00:01:26]
She looked at him and saw[00:01:31]
That his face was full of crumbs [00:01:33]
With chocolate flavored icing[00:01:35]
On his nose and on his thumbs [00:01:37]
I went back upstairs[00:01:40]
As my mother yelled some more [00:01:41]
"Blah blah blah blah" just like before [00:01:44]
But I knew it wasn't right;[00:01:52]
Tom was just a kid;[00:01:53]
So I told her that the cake[00:01:55]
Was eaten by my Uncle Sid [00:01:57]
Mommy looked surprised [00:02:01]
Then her face turned red [00:02:03]
And I bet you know exactly what she said [00:02:05]
She said [00:02:11]
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah[00:02:12]
Blah blah blah blah blah "[00:02:16]