所属专辑:The Good Old Days
歌手: Nellie Wallace
时长: 02:18
Little Betty Bouncer - Nellie Wallace[00:00:00]
Little Betty Bouncer is kind to her people[00:00:05]
And a nice girl more or less[00:00:08]
But at present no joke[00:00:11]
She's causing her folks[00:00:12]
No end of deep distress[00:00:13]
For she's quite mad[00:00:16]
About a man she's never met[00:00:17]
And it's all through[00:00:19]
An innocent crystal set[00:00:21]
Little Miss Bouncer[00:00:26]
Loves an announcer[00:00:27]
Down at the BBC[00:00:29]
She doesn't know his name[00:00:32]
But how she rejoices[00:00:33]
When she hears[00:00:35]
That voice of voices[00:00:36]
Absolutely tireless[00:00:39]
Sitting at the wireless[00:00:41]
Poor little Miss B[00:00:42]
It's the man who announces[00:00:46]
With such a lot of passion in it[00:00:48]
The Daventry shipping forecast[00:00:50]
Will follow in a minute[00:00:52]
Little Miss Bouncer[00:00:54]
Loves an announcer[00:00:55]
Down at the BBC[00:00:57]
She almost passes right away[00:01:00]
The silly little clown[00:01:01]
Whenever he announces[00:01:03]
That the station's closing down[00:01:04]
You'd think from her behaviour[00:01:07]
When he makes his oscillation[00:01:08]
That there wasn't any difference[00:01:10]
Between that and osculation[00:01:11]
His voice must be peculiar[00:01:14]
For the other afternoon[00:01:16]
He spoke of Mr Jepson[00:01:17]
And she fell into a swoon[00:01:19]
Another night she wept aloud[00:01:22]
And tore her flaxen tresses[00:01:24]
Because he hadn't mentioned her[00:01:26]
Among the SOS's[00:01:27]
When she came to[00:01:29]
This sentimental kid[00:01:30]
Couldn't stand it any longer[00:01:32]
And what do you think she did[00:01:34]
Little Miss Bouncer[00:01:37]
Wrote to the announcer[00:01:39]
Down at the BBC[00:01:40]
The answer she received[00:01:43]
Is worth reciting[00:01:45]
By return of post[00:01:46]
In plain handwriting[00:01:47]
All addressed and dated[00:01:50]
This is what it stated[00:01:52]
Dear little Miss B[00:01:54]
Here's a picture of my babies[00:01:57]
And the eldest is the laddie[00:02:00]
Who you may like to know[00:02:02]
Is the image of his daddy[00:02:03]
So dear Miss Bouncer[00:02:06]
From the wife of the announcer[00:02:07]
Down at the BBC[00:02:09]